In the start of time, God made man. Man was lonely and he had himself and animals, God tired of seeing poor Adam jumping on the lamb decided to say. "Adam! I shall make you a woman and this woman shall be yours." So God painfully rip out a rib bone from Adam and made Eve. So Adam and Eve created sex, yet covers themselves with little leaves because of Eve eating the damn apple. So God saw them having sex with leaves and so they were banish. Then they had kids and then the kids were like.. "That looks fun." So they had sex and with interbreeding came us. Then their kids had sex and their kids had sex and it goes on and on. Then we come here today were the idea of sex is totally awesome. Yet some of us is stuck with drawing eyeballs on our favorite hand unless you're going Stranger Danger tonight.
And that's the fucking essay of sex.
Great Britain and France, focused on the economic debacle threatening both their countries following World War I, underestimated and even ignored the fervor and potential risk posed by a fantatical German leader named Hitler. Recognition and preemptive action on their part could have minimized Hitler's threat to European stability, stunted his expanding popularity, thus preventing his autocracy and averting a second world war.
That's a thesis statement. Making one for sex is too hard. If this isn't a thesis statement, I'm gonna kill myself. ;D
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