1000 things Battlefield 3 has taught us!

[gsser]

839. run in to a tank and just prone until it goes
840. knife and took his dogtag when you saw a sniper
841. when you saw a guy sniping on rooftops just place some c4's to wall and let him see you then detonate c4's
842. kill a guy that he took your dogtag and then teabag him
843. fu*k battlelog and origin
844. love ** and mpgh
845. cheat and kill some nerds.
846. jump off a jet and when you close to floor place c4's to enemy in air and detonate them.
847. troll some newbies
848. never let anyone kill your shooted guy
849. never use laser and supressor
850. a good bad language love it later homie!
851. kill a server admin and get a 219342479245 mins ban

[Vicarious]

852. When you enter the second Jet, the first Jet will spawn in front of you as soon as you started your engine.

[thingHACKER]

839. run in to a tank and just prone until it goes
840. knife and took his dogtag when you saw a sniper
841. when you saw a guy sniping on rooftops just place some c4's to wall and let him see you then detonate c4's
842. kill a guy that he took your dogtag and then teabag him
843. fu*k battlelog and origin
844. love uc and mpgh
845. cheat and kill some nerds.
846. jump off a jet and when you close to floor place c4's to enemy in air and detonate them.
847. troll some newbies
848. never let anyone kill your shooted guy
849. never use laser and supressor
850. a good bad language love it later homie!
851. kill a server admin and get a 219342479245 mins ban

you know that on 844. your advertesing and that you can get banned for that?

[thingHACKER]

853. origin will let you account be easily hacked

[GunMetalDeath]

853. any and all "NoobFriendly" servers are really "fresh batch of free kills for pros" servers
854. most premium player are pricks
856. pp2000 sucks unless you have laser and a silencer
857. if someone has a higher level weapon then you, you will die in attempts to take them head on
858. the best way to kill someone is when they dont know where you are
859. no one cares whether your good or not, your all pigs for the slaughter to them
860. 3 tanks sticking together will most likely take over every single flag in conquest

[gsser]

you know that on 844. your advertesing and that you can get banned for that?

i m not advertising if i advertised sorry for that but i didn't gave web site

[KostoSK]

861. NEVER, and I repeat NEVER play bf3 on lowest settings or you will have graphics like minecraft...

[213guy]

prefer blackshot :S

[sjustin1996]

862. Never inject hacks AFTER PunkBuster loads.
863. Never stay in one spot, not even a single general area.
864. Do your best to avoid snipers if you don't have a long range assault rifle or sniper rifle.
865. Never walk up stairs to an enemy that is aware of your presence.
866. M320 LVG and hand grenades are very useful when other weapons can't save you.

[Holy Smoke]

867. For being good at the game people will say you hack
868. Never kill an admin or it will get you insta-banned
869. Its funny to see someone who speaks terrible English rage in the chat
870. Shotguns are OP in close range and will frustrate you if you play on maps such as Noshahr Canals

[gsser]

871. place some c4 on jets heli's etc and when your teammate enters in and flys to the center of map detonate c4 and watch it dives to land

[thingHACKER]

we are at 872 because GunMetalDeath did 853 again and i already said it

[kingofproz]

873. My PunkBuster Wont Update Manually :P
874. I Always Dont Know Where The Hell I Am Getting Shot At
875. BF3 Is The Most Realistic Game That Have Been Ever Made
876. Camping After You Kill Someone In The Same Place Is The Noobest Thing To Do
877.Co-op Load Take Lots Of Time :d
878.You Can't Chat In Co-op
879. I Hate Hacker's That Are Able To Die
880. I Never Actually Hacked On Bf3 :d

[WallasSwag]

881. You can magically spawn on radios
882. You can't quickscope
883. People can actually care about the team and not themselves

[GioTheHuman2]

884. Most of players are greedy fgts.
885. No girls wants to hang out with you
886. Girls control whole game.