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  1. 02-04-2009 #1
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    Woman... Can't live with them, can't shoot them.

    Aghh my girlfriend is the naggiest person ever but I love her and the sexy time is great. I just can't live with her, aghh men and woman are sooooo different...

    Woman require: Love, Nourishment, Cuddle, Talk, Relationship, Presents, Money, Affection, Worship, Respect, Passion, Involvement, appreciation, friendship, fun, Your Soul...

    Men require: Blowjob...

    Am I right or am I right?
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    Yeah, but we have to work our ass off to get the woman to actually pay attention to us.



    There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

    If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

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    That's what Whipped Cream is for!
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    i don't bother with disgusting 3d pigs, 2d is much much better
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    lol -.- enough chaos head gourav.

    And yeah, i agree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    Men require: Blowjob...
    Had a good laugh at that one.
    Well said,
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    Quote Originally Posted by moosicgawd View Post
    lol -.- enough chaos head gourav.

    And yeah, i agree.
    actuly much older refrence then that


    pic thread related
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    actuly much older refrence then that


    pic thread related
    Can anyone else appreciate the irony in this picture?

    Take note the bunk bed.
    They obviously are absent in the fact of ever getting any female attention.
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    is that from welcome to NHK?i never watched it.
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    LMFAO!

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    lol men require:blowjob lmao thats a good 1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirish View Post
    Aghh my girlfriend is the naggiest person ever but I love her and the sexy time is great. I just can't live with her, aghh men and woman are sooooo different...

    Woman require: Love, Nourishment, Cuddle, Talk, Relationship, Presents, Money, Affection, Worship, Respect, Passion, Involvement, appreciation, friendship, fun, Your Soul...

    Men require: Blowjob...

    Am I right or am I right?
    youre with the wrong woman.

    women dont need all that shit. if a guy tells me the truth and does something nice every once in a while thats all that matters. just do something random with her. take her out of the house. away from the dishes she nags you about, the trash. the towels on the bathroom floor. and take her for a drive. to some restaurant a few cities away that youve heard has good food. or go race some go karts.
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    I know... We do some spontanious stuff now and then... She's not like a house maid... She likes sports, beer, hanging out, destroys me at beer pong, so ya. She's just naggy some times :/ O well, I don't blame her, I'm pretty messy...
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    Well thats how it is when ur by someone 24/7 constant struggle. You probably made a mistake moving in with her(did you move in with her?). You can like someone but you both need ur space b4 you really get commited. Your living married life bro and ur probably to young to do so not sure ur age. Shackin up and shit is fun for a while but it comes wit consequences. Navis's suggestion works to.
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    She moved in with me cause her mom died, but it's all cool. I just have to get my shit together :/
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