Faking Sick. Any Help?

[dr1nkm1lk]

Well, I am a master ( i would say) at faking sick, but I need help with the digital ear thermometers. I heard that you can use a hair dryer to warm up your ear, but im not sure. Any suggestions or tips will be thanked.

[Iwin]

i stayed home today because I am actually sick

I hate missing school because you miss so much important material

[dr1nkm1lk]

I always fake sick with all my friends and we go hang out, I just need to get approved sick by my mom before she leaves. I dont miss much at school as well, I get straight A's.

[GOD]

lol..... faking sick is cool....

i always say i have a headache or sore throat

[Iwin]

lol..... faking sick is cool....

i always say i have a headache or sore throat

you miss school because you have a headache?

what the fuck

[Dokuda]

lol, Your a nerd type, The love school and they want to learn as much as posible.
The fact is, when your school fails, you do not want to go. and fake a sickness.
Also, I cant focus on my work with a headache really..

I guess heating your ear with a hairblower would work... lemme think
crawl under a warm blanket for a long time, untill your sweating like..
and also, Lick your hands a bit, so they seem all sweaty...
and try screwing your eye's a bit up, so they get all redish.
Touch your eye with your finger always seems to help alot :P


Well, I barely get sick myself, and i'd rather go to school then stay home ( failing homelife. as usual. ) and then just don't go to school..
Go chill in the park for a half day or so..


Anyway, have fun lol




edit: I've read that sucking on a penny increases your temprature by 1 - 2 degrees. ( farenheit or celsius, Not sure.) but wash it first, everyone touched it....

Read this site :P
https://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-...me-from-School


awsome!

[Aoe3_CA]

light your ear on fire that always works .

[Iwin]

lol, Your a nerd type, The love school and they want to learn as much as posible.
The fact is, when your school fails, you do not want to go. and fake a sickness.
Also, I cant focus on my work with a headache really..

I guess heating your ear with a hairblower would work... lemme think
crawl under a warm blanket for a long time, untill your sweating like..
and also, Lick your hands a bit, so they seem all sweaty...
and try screwing your eye's a bit up, so they get all redish.
Touch your eye with your finger always seems to help alot :P


Well, I barely get sick myself, and i'd rather go to school then stay home ( failing homelife. as usual. ) and then just don't go to school..
Go chill in the park for a half day or so..


Anyway, have fun lol




edit: I've read that sucking on a penny increases your temprature by 1 - 2 degrees. ( farenheit or celsius, Not sure.) but wash it first, everyone touched it....

Read this site :P
How to Fake Sick to Stay Home from School - wikiHow


awsome!

im no nerd lol.

but i actually care about my grades

and i go to an all boys school

[Aoe3_CA]

ohhh sausage fest saturdays right iwin^^

[NabDab]

WHAT NO GIRLS??????

I care about my grades for one reason my dad told me if i keep getting A&B for whole year im getting Dirtbike and BBGUNS AND THT HP touchscreen Computer

[Obey]

Go make out with lots of girls and get Mano.

[TinyWeeWee]

lol, Your a nerd type, The love school and they want to learn as much as posible.
The fact is, when your school fails, you do not want to go. and fake a sickness.
Also, I cant focus on my work with a headache really..

I guess heating your ear with a hairblower would work... lemme think
crawl under a warm blanket for a long time, untill your sweating like..
and also, Lick your hands a bit, so they seem all sweaty...
and try screwing your eye's a bit up, so they get all redish.
Touch your eye with your finger always seems to help alot :P


Well, I barely get sick myself, and i'd rather go to school then stay home ( failing homelife. as usual. ) and then just don't go to school..
Go chill in the park for a half day or so..


Anyway, have fun lol




edit: I've read that sucking on a penny increases your temprature by 1 - 2 degrees. ( farenheit or celsius, Not sure.) but wash it first, everyone touched it....

Read this site :P
How to Fake Sick to Stay Home from School - wikiHow


awsome!

Why the fuck would you wash the penny? Like you said, many people touched it. Germs = sickness

[Obey]

My way, is clearly the best.

[gbitz]

Mano is not how it's spelled, so in a way, no, you failed.

Anyway, Hyper's right.
And plus don't you think sucking on a penny is a little unhealthy anyway? That's copper, clearly not good for you.

[Joshcarr2006]

lol i faked sick to day to