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  1. 05-19-2012 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by undertaker0001 View Post
    whats wrong wit my pic? am i fat?
    I would bone you if I was a girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I would bone you if I was a girl.
    thnx
    my avat is photoshoped this is my real pic i know its rubbish i did it rite now
    Last edited by undertaker0001; 05-19-2012 at 09:09 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by undertaker0001 View Post
    thnx
    my avat is photoshoped this is my real pic i know its rubbish i did it rite now
    Sheamus, is that you?
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  4. 05-19-2012 #34
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    Lol, getting a blow job from a nice girl that i paid 50€ in amsterdam for 15min and i was so fucking scared. I thought she was going to puke. I bet if anyone saw my face it would be like

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    Quote Originally Posted by iDream4fun View Post
    Lol, getting a blow job from a nice girl that i paid 50€ in amsterdam for 15min and i was so fucking scared. I thought she was going to puke. I bet if anyone saw my face it would be like

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  6. 05-19-2012 #36
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    Getting caught screwing the bride on there wedding day, just too piss off the groom.

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    Ya lol. Im not even legal, 17 bitches haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by iDream4fun View Post
    Ya lol. Im not even legal, 17 bitches haha
    I lost my virginity a month after I turned 15. What's your point?

    OT: Out of the mighty 3 times I've had sex, 2 were awkward.
    First time was on a beach and patrol helicopter came past and obviously saw us. Second time was at a party, the door was locked but my mate thought it would be funny to unlock the door with a knife and open it. Shit was not cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.
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    When I was fucking my girl and her mom walked in and started fingering herself.
    [B]I THANKS FOR FREE[/B]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan' View Post
    When I was fucking my girl and her mom walked in and started fingering herself.

    Dude what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assalamu alaikum View Post
    what? maybe stop talk with riddles and with words i am not even know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan' View Post
    When I was fucking my girl and her mom walked in and started fingering herself.

    Thats just flat out creepy, But the weirdest thing about it is you watched while having sex lmfao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan' View Post
    When I was fucking my girl and her mom walked in and started fingering herself.

    I sense some serious frontin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    I sense some serious frontin.
    I sense a future threesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InCognito View Post


    I sense a future threesome.
    You, me, and some poor bitch we abducted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan' View Post
    When I was fucking my girl and her mom walked in and started fingering herself.

    That is very awkward....but seems legit.
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