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  1. 05-22-2012 #1
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    I'm fucked.

    I think I knocked up my girlfriend. She's 18 and I'm 16. She gets nausea in the morning, her breasts feel swollen, she gets light headed and she missed her period.
    EDIT: And she's been having mood swings.
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    That sounds fucked up. Try to do some research on some other sites other than asking on MPGH. xD But it sounds like she's pregnant. :S








     


















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    Test it. If you don't want it, abort it.
    When asked “What thing about humanity surprises you the most?”, the Dalai Lama answered:

    “Man…. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
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    How did you knocked up her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    How did you knocked up her
    Something to do with baking cake?
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    WHERE'S THE BIG RED ABORT BUTTON WHEN U NEED IT
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    Is it something has to do with chocolate ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Is it something has to do with chocolate ?
    This doesnt make sense.

    GTFO mpgh.
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    Just push her down the staircase a few times, that should solve any problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    Just push her down the staircase a few times, that should solve any problems.
    thats...just disturbing
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    Yep you're fucked

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    STAB HER IN THE STOMACH AND KILL THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER





























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    Well honestly dude, good luck with what happens. I'm sorry to hear she may be pregnant.
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    Did she eat more in the last few weeks? Could also be a reason, and it can happen that she misses her Period so don't overreact
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