Post Your Jokes!!!!

[NabDab]

Post Your Funniest Jokes. Post The Most "LOL" stuff You can find. Funniest one gets a prize imma find people to help judge. Contest Ends On 500 posts.

[n1kko]

your mom is so fat, i had to roll her over twice to get her on her back....................
lol, isnt that lame as fuck?

[NabDab]

Lol OK ok How about:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.



The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”



The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”



There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

[n1kko]

ive heard that one before. xD

[NabDab]

Yo mama's belt size is the titled the "Equator".

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

[n1kko]

:/ all of these are old. except the last one.

[NabDab]

But They Made Me Chuckle

[n1kko]

just chuckle?

ok, i was on CA, and one guy said during a 2v2 game.
"dude, stfu, your stupid and you have no skill. i think you would be better if that dick wasnt so far up your ass, take it out and then we will talk"

a few minutes later the other guy says
"ok, its out. now lets play."

[NabDab]

HAHAHAHHA What A dumass
ok lol That was more than a chuckle