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  1. 05-22-2012 #1
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    I'm fucked.

    I think I knocked up my girlfriend. She's 18 and I'm 16. She gets nausea in the morning, her breasts feel swollen, she gets light headed and she missed her period.
    EDIT: And she's been having mood swings.
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    That sounds fucked up. Try to do some research on some other sites other than asking on MPGH. xD But it sounds like she's pregnant. :S








     


















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    Test it. If you don't want it, abort it.
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    How did you knocked up her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    How did you knocked up her
    Something to do with baking cake?
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    WHERE'S THE BIG RED ABORT BUTTON WHEN U NEED IT
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    Is it something has to do with chocolate ?
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    Just push her down the staircase a few times, that should solve any problems.
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    Yep you're fucked

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    STAB HER IN THE STOMACH AND KILL THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER





























    Abortion?
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    Well honestly dude, good luck with what happens. I'm sorry to hear she may be pregnant.
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    Did she eat more in the last few weeks? Could also be a reason, and it can happen that she misses her Period so don't overreact
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    LOL no offense but your girlfriend might pop out a kid and the first thing you do is tell us on mpgh?
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    Proof pl0x..

    But why doesn't your girlfriend take contraception pills? Mine does, makes you feel better, seriously..
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