Why do you guys hate Macs so much?

[Inquisition]

They're overpriced and you can't play games on it.

[FreeSpirit30]

Mac's are far too expensive.. Build your own and use Linux :P Basically, if I wanted to buy an IPad.. I would have to start doing FacePorn just to be able to afford a new IPad or MacBook Air every few months

[Gragodine]

Macs have always reminded me of toasters and kitchen apliances.

https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/201...04_610x436.jpg

https://www.easydinnerrecipes.net/ima...um-toaster.gif

see the similarity's.
some ultra books are also guilty.

[Hyak]

well at least they are good for porn

[Cyborgy]

No more paying for HD porn, just buy a Mac.

[Azathᴏth]

well at least they are good for porn

So is my PC. But I didn't have to pay $2000 to watch it.

[Hyak]

So is my PC. But I didn't have to pay $2000 to watch it.

that was a joke don't take it so literal.

[InCognito]

that was a joke don't take it so literal.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Hyak]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I swear I seen that paragraph before, but whereeeee

[Gragodine]

I swear I seen that paragraph before, but whereeeee

It might have been on youtube.

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

I didn't know what a Mac was till this year

You gotta be kidding me.. You live in the US and didn't know what a Mac was until 2012?

Humanity is failing.

[Ferris Bueller]

Because it's overpriced and is useless to as guy like me..

[CheapShizz]

I'd throw two grrands on the floor instead of buying it

[Amkay]

i love Steve Jobs i hate Bill Gates.
i love Windows i hate Apple.

[SkyLight]

Once a Mac breaks down on hardware, you're fucked. Once a Windows breaks down on hardware, you can just buy a new part msot of the time.