So This One Time

[OSF]

This one time, I was taking this girl from behind up against the wall in my bedroom and as I gave a very emphatic thrust into her rear, she lost balance and smacked her head REALLY HARD on the light switch.
The lights were now turned off, so I giggled and said sorry before turning the lights back on. Now that the lights were back on, I could see there was blood coming from where she bumped her head. THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD!
As soon as I asked if she wanted a second to clean up, she started banging her head on the wall over and over again and asked me to keep bumping her head on the wall.

Then I backed off, losing my erection and feeling that this had gotten a little weird when suddenly she started roaring like a wild anteater! I couldn't believe what I was seeing, she had taken off her disguise and revealed that she was actually a wild anteater! I reeled back in disgust, and ALL the spaghetti fell out of my pocket. I went to clean it up and hide it but the ant eater started slurping up all the spaghetti.

Can you believe it? A fucking ant eater! I couldn't believe it! Why the hell was an ant eater eating spaghetti? They're supposed to eat ANTS!

[Viktor]

Cool story bro

[berkay2578]

Dafuq did i just read?

[OSF]

Cool story bro

You being a woman, and judging from your current signature, I can tell you're a classic teeny bopper. Do not breed.

[The Reaper]

Your thread scares me.

[Ohusen]

What the fuck...

[Viktor]

You being a woman, and judging from your current signature, I can tell you're a classic teeny bopper. Do not breed.

Rage more noob

[YellowFever]

Seems legit.

[OSF]

Rage more noob

>Calls her out
>Thinks I'm raging
>Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

[Drake]

>Calls her out
>Thinks I'm raging
>Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

You call other people stupid , yet you're the one creating a thread about fucking an anteater .

[OSF]

You call other people stupid , yet you're the one creating a thread about fucking an anteater .

I see you're still butthurt because I said you're stupid.

You're still stupid.

[Snape]

shut the fuck up already .

[Drake]

I see you're still butthurt because I said you're stupid.

You're still stupid.

What are you trying to do ? want me to flame at you so you can get me banned ?
You're pathetic , go call people stupid in real life but i guess you wouldn't do that because everyone could beat the shit out of you .

[OSF]

What are you trying to do ? want me to flame at you so you can get me banned ?
You're pathetic , go call people stupid in real life but i guess you wouldn't do that because everyone could beat the shit out of you .

I wasn't, but feel free to do so. Your groundless statements are hilarious pal.

[Viktor]

>Calls her out
>Thinks I'm raging
>Calls me a noob thinking it's an insult

You're so fucking stupid looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

You need to grow the fuck up kid