Freestlyes

[Juan]

hahaha
liz, cuando vamos a fumar mota?
hahahaha
de donde eres?

[Obama]

Sólo las personas libres.

[KaptainKronix]

Yo.
White power
im not like eisenhower
ima blast you like ima blast the eiffel tower
Slit your throat
Watch you squirm on the boat
while i speed across the sea
dump your body, hey look at me
were in international waters
there not gunna bother
to look for your dead corpse
floating in the ocean
hell i aint got no motion to my potion
that will heal you while your floatin
hah i can do this all day long
sit here and rip my bong.
smoke a spliff, rollin the piff.
break out the grinder
smoke a bowl,
the air looks kinder.
Breath it in, live your life
cause we aint got strife.

[Juan]

funny how you play racist
yet use african american slang terms

[KaptainKronix]

Lmao.
Fuck you.
You dont know who i am.
Thats the good thing.
And what was the ****** term?
Piff?

[Juan]

whats so funny tough shit?
that swastika doesnt fit in your ass?

[SgtMiclan]

Oh man....
I ain' tired
Too many e-drinks
I'm so wired
Got control
Of ya hoe,
Donkey punch to the face
Cuz ya'll can' flow
I'ma hustle
n Bustle
n bus' a cap
Runnin on a clock
Bus' a hoe
I'm so fly
Rockin' my logo
So go 'head
Tes' ma shit
I'ma wait a bit
Then hand it to ya
and drop some spit.

Check check it...
SgtMiclan
So damn insane
like saddam hussein
ain' no terrorist
but I'ma make it rain
like a hurricane
if you think my ryhmes is too long
suck a slong
I'm a beast
bubble up just like yeist


check check it
give me a ticket
imma put a bullet in yo head
so juz fo get it...

peace out mutha fuckas XD YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!! WHAT!?! OKAY!!!!! lol

[KaptainKronix]

I love you.
/nh

[farsight13]

i win imm gonns blood up yall skin then make ur mom eat me for din din cuz im like a sin ill make ur head spin make ur fat mom slim im hotter than mims cuz im in it to winz

[KaptainKronix]

Who do i trust?
I trust me
Dont trust nobody
cause theyll turn your back
stab you like an attack
spit on your body
shoot you in the back with a 12 gauge shotty
throw you in the dirt
its time to rave
because we have no days
that are left alone
sitting here like dave
coding hacks,
talkin smack
runnin the site
i think its time to indite,
him into the hall of fame
because he has no shame on his shoulders
he could throw fucking boulders
if he wanted to
hes like the fucking hulk
you cant buy him in bulk.
Im going to stop saying these shitty rhymes
because i want to cook with thyme in my soup
ill turn you to goop.
with my trance
feel the beat

[NabDab]

OBAMA READ MY FREESTYLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny but noot meh:

Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause -GOD- is through
Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France!
So maybe I'm wack, 'Cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack, 'Cause whitey just struck back



Lol here goes my real one:

SUUwoop
you see the gwoop
1 shot droop droop
I am the one hit killah
just ask you gurl go tellha
I like to feelha
you can just call me Dr.healer
I rip it when i kick it
cuz i tip it
Catch meh in NC
forever i see
you call your self an MC
and say i cant fight this
really you should be called MC gingivitis
MultiplayerGameHacking
Im sittin here luaghin
Whats happenin
Call meh Nabdab
yes i am fab fab
i kill all the Crab Crabs
HAHA

[Obama]

Who do i trust?
I trust me
Dont trust nobody
cause theyll turn your back
stab you like an attack
spit on your body
shoot you in the back with a 12 gauge shotty
throw you in the dirt
its time to rave
because we have no days
that are left alone
sitting here like dave
coding hacks,
talkin smack
runnin the site
i think its time to indite,
him into the hall of fame
because he has no shame on his shoulders
he could throw fucking boulders
if he wanted to
hes like the fucking hulk
you cant buy him in bulk.
Im going to stop saying these shitty rhymes
because i want to cook with thyme in my soup
ill turn you to goop.
with my trance
feel the beat

I think you should stop nibbling on Daves cock

[KaptainKronix]

Lmao.
No/
Im rapping about the shit i see.
i dont even think i just say what my fingers write.

[BabyNinja]

Yeah boi

My lyrics come to fast for yea
dont get to close ull get blinded
im the destroyer, laws of physics dun apply to me
u to slow and i leave yeah behind
u slowa den dieing oak tree
i have dem real trees
georgia dirt is wut u smoke
i got dat purple haze
leaving u seeing a haze
u cant catch me fly by
real high in da moon light


i hope u didnt think u can match-up
i light u up
given u 2 black eyes
and iy get high
u get low
i go fast
u go slow

this aint eva da last point
cuz i blast by
i neva look back
cuz u cant touch my rear
leave dat kronik smoke behind
making u see my behind
all u see is my knee-on yo... casket
as i shut the door and you let go
and lose ur last draft

[NabDab]

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