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    Superstitions

    I don't actually believe in this crap, but it's kinda scary

    I know of some:

    1. A bird in the house is a sign of a death
    2. A loaf of bread should never be turned upside down after a slice has been cut from it.
    3. Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one.
    4. If the first butterfly you see in the year is white, you will have good luck all year.
    5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.

    Anyone know something different, please post.

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    A bird flew in my house once and my mom killed it. The only sign of death was it's own.

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    I'm gonna make a new superstition.

    Leave the house and you'll suffer 50 years of pain and suffering. Along with 20 years of non stop diahrea. gogogogoo
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    When you start spamming you start taking our spam free MPGH away, when you shut up we are all happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geomatrical 0 View Post
    5. If a black cat walks towards you, it brings good fortune, but if it walks away, it takes the good luck with it.
    Cat has to walk away eventually, suggesting that you're fucked either way
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Well here's an asian one my parents tell me:
    (My family idk about others, eats with our china loool.)
    Anyways Don't bang your eating utensils on the china or you'll end up starving in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alday View Post
    Well here's an asian one my parents tell me:
    (My family idk about others, eats with our china loool.)
    Anyways Don't bang your eating utensils on the china or you'll end up starving in the near future.
    Probably just another way to get babies and kids to shut up/obey mindlessly like Santa, faces, etc.
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Cat has to walk away eventually, suggesting that you're fucked either way
    That's why I'm the one who walks away

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    Probably just another way to get babies and kids to shut up/obey mindlessly like Santa, faces, etc.
    Yup :P
    Another superstition: Everything that has to do with feng shuei.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    That's why I'm the one who walks away
    Or eat the cat if you're that kind of person

    Quote Originally Posted by Alday View Post
    Yup :P
    Another superstition: Everything that has to do with feng shuei.
    It's a brain seeks pattern in everything thing, I experience it too
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    An itchy palm means money will come your way, is one I've heard.
    Poison Ivy = free money

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    Superstitions are for silly people, and by silly I mean dumb.





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    I got a new superstition for you, maybe you wanna try this:

    Fap and cum on your parents. It will bring you a lot of independence

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    Quote Originally Posted by StaticHS View Post
    I got a new superstition for you, maybe you wanna try this:

    Fap and cum on your parents. It will bring you a lot of independence
    ugaybro? maybe your the one doing that shit

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    I heard this :
    If a bird pee's on you means its a goodluck.
    Crown = bad luck ;/

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