Get your first girlfriend or... boyfriend.

[-DOG-]

[Dorado]

wtf
this is...

[Inna]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm such a failure
Stranger: everyone I love disconnects me
You: do you love me?
Stranger: i think so
You have disconnected.

[Zeinland]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: hey
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: oh
You: im gay
Stranger: me too
You: whats your name
You: my name is Armando
Stranger: my name is john
Stranger: where are u from
You: real close to u
You: wanna see picture of my penis
Stranger: yessss
You: https://i271.photobucke*****m/albums/j.../09ofVu2XL.jpg
You: go thr
Stranger: i am transgendered
Stranger: do you mind?
You: nope
Stranger: female to male
You: i love both sex
You: u saw the pic
Stranger: then you're not gay
You: my penis is big
Stranger: it is
You:
You: do u like black penis or whote penus/
Stranger: brenda
Stranger: jij bent keieng
You: https://i84.photobucke*****m/albums/k7.../guesswhat.jpg
You: try thtat 1
You: big black penus
Stranger: wattefak zijn al die beerjte in je photobucket
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI THUR
Stranger: hiiiiiiiii xD
You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: and you?
You: f
You: wanna have lesbian hot sex
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: that's disgusting
You: i know u want it
Stranger: and dont have any prejudice but I dont feel like doing it
You: of cours u wnat
Stranger: No I dont
Stranger: thanks
You: yes u do
Stranger: I wanna find a friend
You: no u want lesbian ssex
Stranger: byeee babyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

I just HAD to try that.

[Dorado]

look who i found!!!!
i got gf
[img]https://ashleyamelia08.files.*********.com/2009/03/longest_nails.jpg[/img]

[-DOG-]

hahhaha so funny




/not

[Dorado]

my plan worked

[Inna]

You: Hello?
Stranger: h0o
Stranger: asl
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.

You: Please respect the chat and respect others.
You: Thank you.

[thefreak804]

Stranger: hello
You: hi welcome to taco bell may i take your order?
Stranger: oh yes! i'll have a quesadilla please
Stranger: and a sprite.
Stranger: mmm
You: ok sir will that be all
Stranger: yes please. and say, where are you from? i don't recognize your accent at all!
You: sir if you order 5 fries you get a free star wars toy
Stranger: NO WAY. set me up.
You: if you order 10 u get 2 or 15 3
Stranger: OH SWEET JESUS YES PLEASE!
You: so how many fries will that be
Stranger: 10
You: so you do not want 100 toys for 500 fries
Stranger: well since i'm already fat, why not.
Stranger: 500 fries it is
You: ok sir
You: so that is one quessadilla one sprite and 500 fries will that be all
Stranger: yep that's all
You: for here or to go
Stranger: for here
Stranger: how much will all of this cost?
You: ok that will be 300 dollars
Stranger: i only have 2 dollars in my pocket though, will that work?
You: thats good enough
Stranger: sweet
You: thank you for your order sir
Stranger: thanks have a nice day!
You: heres your receipt

[Inna]

The Taco Bell shit is seriously not funny =/.

[bannedshow]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: asl?
You: im am teh 1337
You: wtf is asl?
Stranger: forocoches?
You: penis
You: ?
Stranger: pole
Stranger: la vieja
Stranger: clio en llamas
You: im american
Stranger: todo esto para decirnos que...
You: shut up beaner
You: go pick some lettuce
Stranger: i am 30 cm cock
You: or build my deck
You: for $10
Stranger: fuck you men

[Obama]

How the fuck did this thread turn into chat logs. Lol

[Inna]

I can't believe I fucking supported you, stop being so ignorant Mr. President.

[nobartholem]

Go to Omegle XD
There u can get your first Boyfriend(???) or girlfriend hehehe



U talk to totally strangers

this is just his way of getting raped by his psychotic girlfriend who he thought was hot.

he didnt know that she got her pic from page 400 of a google image search for "hot girl."

lol. go out to talk to a real girl. like at school or something? i have a girlfriend.

Digg the avatar!

[TinyWeeWee]

You: Hello?
Stranger: h0o
Stranger: asl
You: Hello, this is Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.

You: Please respect the chat and respect others.
You: Thank you.

Hello, this is Omegle customer support. We have had recent complaints of abuse by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. In your last conversation, you said:
“Hello. Are you a little boy? I’m a 40-year-old fag who lives in my mom’s basement. I would like to invite you to a webcam chat. Also, no clothes on while we’re doing our little session, ok? Hehehehe. Don’t be afriad, you can trust me! I’ll be your uncle!”

The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted.


I added more beef to it.