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    Quote Originally Posted by Mega Man View Post
    "Kicked him in the balls and stormed to my shitty Mazda."
    Hit and run tactics, Christian's gonna' want revenge, so I'd recommend carrying a gun around.
    Just cut his balls off say it's a prank, lets he how see likes it xD
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    sounds like work was fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Only in Japan
    I think he don't live in japan but, i liked the part when he kicked Christian's balls and walked around to his Mazda

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    Pfft, what kind of job do you work in?

    If it's an office job where there's tens to hundreds of people, it tends to be that almost all managers are pieces of shit towards the majority.
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    Gib him da sweet payback of superglueing his pants to somethin
     

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    I would super-glue whoever did that to you, ass to their chair. Then he can see how funny it is. Or glue his testicles to his chair. Not saying how you would be able to do that... but

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obey View Post
    I would super-glue whoever did that to you, ass to their chair. Then he can see how funny it is. Or glue his testicles to his chair. Not saying how you would be able to do that... but
    My idea
     

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    I thought the title says "I almost got fried" XD


     


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    I'd say quit and find a job, but idk where you live, but here in england, jobs are hard to get. :L
    Stupid fluctuation in economic here.
    But yeah, good job on your end

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post
    , its funny because you have a mazda
    Have a problem with Mazda's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Have a problem with Mazda's?
    Nope, I've always wanted one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Royce View Post


    Nope, I've always wanted one
    Dat RX-7 .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post


    Dat RX-7 .
    YES YES YES .

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    You kicked him in the balls? Now that's gay. Are you a shemale?

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