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Thread: What is the WORST joke you know?
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12-16-2012 #16MPGH Expert
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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape. Whats white on top and black on bottom? Society.
I have a LOT of messed up jokes not relating to blacks but can't think of them atm. :P... hi
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Im gonna tell that one to my friends, lmfao.
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what's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
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How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Oh god why. Originally Posted by Nitekillr
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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
The park bench can support a family
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cuz u tuch urself at nite
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its funny how most of those jokes are black ahaha
but they are still funny
here is one, kinda old
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Shut the fuck up - that's my joke.
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Whats long and hard on a ******?
First grade.
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
Why do decent white folks shop at ****** yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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O god what the fuck?... Originally Posted by Nitekillr
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What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
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What did God say when he made the first ******?
Oops! I burnt this one!
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What's long and black?
The unemployment line
How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
It is not there.
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How to tell if you have a black baby in your stomach:
Stick a piece of fried chicken in your vagina. Take out. Inspect for bite marks.
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No nazi or racist comments. (5 Day Ban)
loool
But of course Dabis won't ban you guys
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