Larity2056 (12-18-2012),Mega Man (12-16-2012)
To be clear, worst as in the most racist, NSFW joke you know.
This is pretty bad but I did laugh.
So this boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad replies "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too"
"But why?"
"Because my arm is getting tired"
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Last edited by Tall kiwi; 12-16-2012 at 06:04 PM.
Larity2056 (12-18-2012),Mega Man (12-16-2012)
lolol, that made me giggle
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side if the street
"Don't argue with an idiot they'll just drag you to their level and beat you with experience"
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
Tall kiwi (12-16-2012)
what do you call a nosey pepper? JALAPENO BUSINESS.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
Heard it in middle school, messed up racist black joke is messed up.
Tall kiwi (12-16-2012)
What do black people do? They shoot, steal and run.
What do you do when you see your TV floating at night?
Shoot the ******.
Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot.
Whats the difference between a ****** and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Bernard (12-16-2012),Drake (12-18-2012),Larity2056 (12-18-2012)
Whats Faster then a ****** running with your T.V
His Brother with the VCR
What's the difference between dog shit and ******s?
When dog shit gets old it turns White
Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
From the mace
How do you drown a black preson?
Pop their lips.
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basket ball. ( or a Bucket of KFC )
Last edited by iSmexy; 12-16-2012 at 06:38 PM.
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this makes me laught
play them both at the same time
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What do you call a black pilot?
a pilot