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What is the different between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.
You think your job is bad?
I work at the toys r' us return desk at connecticut.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.
I don't get it, it was just a minor shooting?
Get it? Minor shooting? connecticut.
Apparently the guy heard the news wrong. The double xp weekend today was for NUKETown
Not newton. connecticut.
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Most offensive joke you know?
Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 12-31-2012 at 03:37 AM.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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MY GOD. THESE JOKES FILL ME WITH SUCH WARMTH AND LAUGHTER. I'm so fucked up.
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Hahaha ...
Oh these are soo Good
But soo Offensive ,,
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I'm sorry i didn't laugh on any of them , still need English improvement.
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and yet you wrote your sentence so wrong
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No i didn't Originally Posted by DawgiiStylz
and yet you wrote your sentence so wrong
and you got the idea anywas .
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I wanted to see what you was gunna say Originally Posted by Bazooka
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I didn't find any of them offensive, but i giggled a bit.
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personally i love this 1
John worked on the 20th floor of the twin towers. What was the last thing going through his mind when the building collapsed?
The 21st floor.
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Another one was: Originally Posted by xXlolzXx
What was the last thing going through timmy's mind after the massacre had begun?
A bullet. Connecticut
It is a bit redundant though imo.
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
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Thats 1 is evil :P Originally Posted by Jetamay
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Hahahha genius!
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What was the last thing that went through a persons head after jumping down the WTC ?
Their feet.
Yea my english sucks
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lol at the last one
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