Thread: /b/

**GG2GG** · 06-01-2009

Dear /b/, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin
I left my email, my comment and my inb4 at the bottom
I posted two comments back in autumn; you must not-a got’em
You probably just thought it was copypasta or something
But anyways; fuck it, what’s been up? Do you fuck your daughter?
My daughters pregnant too, I’m bout to be a father
When my daughter has her daughter, guess what I’m a call her?
I’ma name her cat
I read about your mod snacks, too, I’m sorry
I made a friend an hero over some bitch bitch who didn’t want him
I know you probably hear this day, but I’m your biggest fan
I’m even a member on ed and my /b/ folder is crammed
I got a room full of your memes and pictures man
I liked your habbo raids, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is David

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
but I don’t care at all
And even if I could it'd still be lurking
cause your picture on my /b/
It reminds me, that I love cp
That I love cp

Dear /b/, you still ain’t bumped my thread, I hope you have a chance
I ain’t mad – I just think it’s FUCKED UP you don’t answer fans
If you didn’t wanna talk to me in IRC
You didn’t have to
But you coulda gave a guy fawks mask to Matthew
That’s my littler brother man, he’s only six years old
We waited in an empty thread for you
Four hours and you just said “NO U”
That’s pretty shitty man – you’re like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like yo, he likes you more than I do
I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like being lied to
Remember the sienctology protests – you said if I join there
You would write back on /b/, see I’m just like you in way
I never had a girlfriend neither
My dicks a female and I always beat her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your threads
So when I have a shitty day, I open my browser and come back
To /b/, cause I don’t really got shit else
So BAAAAWWW-threads help when I’m depressed
I even got a tattoo of /b/ right across my chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
Then I take pics of it and post them for you to see
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My fleshlight is jealous cause I lurk here 24/seven
But it doesn’t know you like I know you /b/, no one does
It doesn’t know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta archieve this man, I’ll be the biggest fan you’ll ever lose
Sincerely yours, David.. PS:
We should be together, too

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
but I don’t care at all
And even if I could it'd still be lurking
cause your picture on my /b/
It reminds me, that I love cp
That I love cp