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  1. 01-27-2013 #1
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    How to have sex.

    Friend asked me this...
    Im not that good at tutoring people how to do something, maybe you can help him?


    I told him to rape a bitch but he asked if there are any other ways
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    Stick penis in vagina
    Thrust pelvis back and forth until climax
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    Stick penis in vagina
    Thrust pelvis back and forth until climax
    And then until ejaculation.
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    "my friend" its obvious you are a virgin which needs help +)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
    Climax = Ejaculation ,
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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
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    Climax = Ejaculation
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    Quote Originally Posted by NormenJaydenFBI View Post
    And then until ejaculation.
    I'm going to go ahead and say you haven't had sex yet. Pro tip = stop being such a queer pony ******.
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    I take it this is a frequently asked question
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post


    I'm going to go ahead and say you haven't had sex yet. Pro tip = stop being such a queer pony ******.
    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a ******
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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post

    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a ******
    shut the fuck up ******

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    Tell him to watch some porn?

    Honestly if you don't know how to have sex or what sex is, you're not ready for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post

    You earn cocksucker for calling everybody a ******
    I love Doc's posts, be shushed now
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    This is a funny thread.
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    Just do it.


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