there is something called a dick, you stick it in the hole called a vagina.
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Experience. Yay for an actual answer.
Watch porn.
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You do it... How ever you wanna do it!.. GO with the flow... Lay down... light a J... And let nature take its course.
IlikeCAH! (01-27-2013)
Seriously ? didn't you ever watch porn ?
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lay down and let the bitch do all the work
My advice: Start with foreplay. It helps everyone involved by reducing stress and taking a slower pace.
- Lip biting
- Kissing her neck
- Play with her tits
- Kiss your way down
- Eat her out, then she'll be nice and ready to get her cervix pounded
Good Luck & have fun. (Use Protection)
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