How to have sex.

[DarkLordXYZ]

ask your parents.

[Lehsyrus]

Punch the bitch in the face.

[Kate Upton]

ask your parents.

THIS! LMFAO!

[Music.]

My advice: Start with foreplay. It helps everyone involved by reducing stress and taking a slower pace.

- Lip biting
- Kissing her neck
- Play with her tits
- Kiss your way down
- Eat her out, then she'll be nice and ready to get her cervix pounded

Good Luck & have fun. (Use Protection)

I dunno why, but I laughed my ass off from this post

[Aborted]

I think I have a eBook on this.

No need, your sig shows exactly how it's done.

[kingcool267]

Let's do it the nerd way, Inject Penis.dll into Vagina.exe if error comes up retry; try to turn off your antivirus.

[Bernard]

Let's do it the nerd way, Inject Penis.dll into Vagina.exe if error comes up retry; try to turn off your antivirus.

Lmfao...

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

I dunno why, but I laughed my ass off from this post

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[Aborted]

Let's do it the nerd way, Inject Penis.dll into Vagina.exe if error comes up retry; try to turn off your antivirus.

Well done sir, well done.

[Kate Upton]

Let's do it the nerd way, Inject Penis.dll into Vagina.exe if error comes up retry; try to turn off your antivirus.

I see what you did there. :giggle:

[666HiddenMaster666]

Let's do it the nerd way, Inject Penis.dll into Vagina.exe if error comes up retry; try to turn off your antivirus.

Needs more nerding to be more refined

[kingcool267]

Well done sir, well done.

Thanks Tony

[[MPGH]Doc]

I see what you did there. :giggle:

I find it very strange that you are trying so hard to be a girl.

[kingcool267]

Needs more nerding to be more refined

KKK

Find an undetected injector (Unused Condom), when you find your dll/hack (Some slut you found at the local bar) enter in the process box "Slut.exe" then inject, if this doesn't work then retry and turn of your anti-virus (Condom) it should finally work; When you are getting kicked (Begining to ejaculate) quickly close the game (Take out your little wee-wee) to avoid getting banned (Becoming a fucking dad)

Took alot

[666HiddenMaster666]

Find an undetected injector (Unused Condom), when you find your dll/hack (Some slut you found at the local bar) enter in the process box "Slut.exe" then inject, if this doesn't work then retry and turn of your anti-virus (Condom) it should finally work; When you are getting kicked (Begining to ejaculate) quickly close the game (Take out your little wee-wee) to avoid getting banned (Becoming a fucking dad)
Took alot

Jajaja
Much better