i need some tips..........

[Dested]

i was chattin to a girl i really like on facebook wat should i say next time that will make me look good infront of her and create a conversation... i need some tips cause this time it was a stupid conversation i want to show her what kind of a person i am without making her think i love her not yet.........
wat should i say next time that is sweet but not to loving and gimme some tips plz

[Dested]

anyone plz im hopeless~

[TheSadist]

Tell her you want to insert your penis into her vagina. That should do the trick.

[Dested]

Tell her you want to insert your penis into her vagina. That should do the trick.

dude seriously that would make me look like a fool and a perverted dumbass shell never wanna tlak to me again so defeintly not! some serious tips plz!

[TheSadist]

For fuck's sake... I thought you would get my point.

NEVER EVER ASK ANOTHER GUY FOR TIPS ON HOW TO GET A GIRL
Just act like yourself and she will eventually realize that you are a sick fucker. No need to try so hard.

Say thanks if I helped.

[Dested]

For fuck's sake... I thought you would get my point.

NEVER EVER ASK ANOTHER GUY FOR TIPS ON HOW TO GET A GIRL
Just act like yourself and she will eventually realize that you are a sick fucker. No need to try so hard.

Say thanks if I helped.

lol u dont help but ur funny

[TheSadist]

lol u dont help but ur funny

On a more serious note, don't try too hard. Just act like yourself and everything should work out. If it doesn't, then you two weren't meant to be with each other.

[Dested]

On a more serious note, don't try too hard. Just act like yourself and everything should work out. If it doesn't, then it was meant to be.

dam usually i get nervous and dont no wat to say!

[Gourav2122]

keep repeating TITS or GTFO in ever conversion she try's sending you a pic. If she dosn't comply send her a pic of your penis. loosen her up a bit, buy some condoms and anal lube then you move in for the kill.

[TheSadist]

dam usually i get nervous and dont no wat to say!

Then don't try aiming for that girl.
You can't expect to have a lasting relationship with someone you aren't comfortable with.

keep repeating TITS or GTFO in ever conversion she try's sending you a pic. If she dosn't comply send her a pic of your penis. loosen her up a bit, buy some condoms and anal lube and move in for the kill.

Yeah, this works as well.

[Dested]

u guys are imatuare horny bastuds lol i want to be a good guy to her and to protect her u guys just care about sex lol newbs...........ill keep tryin even if im nervous we were meant to be!

[TheSadist]

Ok, listen up.

How long have you been chatting with her?

[GOD]

LOL THIS IS PATHETIC

[tednugent]

This thread is full of win.

[vonjoebob]

just say let me please please suck your vagina da endz lolzzzz