Funny texts

[Romney]

Alright, so I texted my friend a few minutes ago. And this is how the conversation went.

Me: OMG...... aight....... so I went to bed around 5 just woke up....came to eat a ramen, and just as I'm opening the season packet a fucking bee lands on my damn shoulder scared the fucking shit outta me.... lol mother fucker dead now!

Harry: Fuck you nigga you woke my ass up with that bull...

Me: Im scared Henry

Me: Halp me

Me: yea well I hope you go downstairs and a fucking bee lkands on your shoulder......see how it feels punk ass bitch

Me: Laugh it off......... > coz im watching you.................

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Hahaa success!

Me: The bug world no longer thrives on my fear of bees on my shoulder in my own fucking house

Harry: Nigga

Harry: 1. Stop calling my ass Henry

Harry: 2. I tryna sleep fucking text me bull shit again and see what happen

Harry: ******

Me: Lmfao

Me: oops

Me: Oh well sorry Henry

Me: Shit

Me: Did it again

Me: Sorry Harry LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Me: or is it Hairy?

Me: Lmaooo

Harry: I sware one day... one muthafucking day when my shit swithes imma beat yo ass

Harry: you best believe that

Harryamn nigga crossing the line

Me: *swear, *motherfucking, *whatthefuckisswithes, *I'm going to, *you're, *******, good night twinkle puff

Harry: Go ahead and bring them Wisconsin niggas... I beat the Cali into them

Harry: I aint scared what bitch

Harry: Westside nigga you better calm the fuck down

Harry: aight thats about it im boutta beat that ass snowflake

Me: This, this is going on the internetzzz BAHAHAHA

Me: LMFAO

Harry: This bitch thinks im playing you finna get fadded nigga

Me: Looooooooooooolllll

Me: who you finna try? who you finna try ayyy!!! *SLAP*

Harry: fuck you nigga you dealing with the wring nigga when you fucking with sleep

Me: Lmao, dude this is soo funny. If yo ass want to sleep then go the fuck to sleep

Harry: you aint bout to do shit nigga

Harry: I aint never gunna let no white niggas run me thats fo sho

Harry: nigga want that right hook?

Harry: shiiit go to bed bitch you'll need that

Harry: goodnight hoe

Me: lol, shovel

Harry: Bitch nigga you still fucking the envelope

Me: nah i fuckin the package

Me: WOOT WOOT

Harry: your ass dont know when to end huh???

Harry: I aight I got you hoe

Harry: gtfo of here

Me: Lolzz

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[Ed]

The funniest text I ever got was when somone text me saying i'm ugly.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

This is quite old, but by far the funniest text I've received. Silly girl got the wrong number, and this Jeff guy just lost one of his hoes.

[Romney]

This is quite old, but by far the funniest text I've received. Silly girl got the wrong number, and this Jeff guy just lost one of his hoes.

LOL thats great........

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

LOL thats great........

Didn't mean to thread hi-jack. Just your conversation was extremely long and full of (slang) words I don't know.

[Romney]

Didn't mean to thread hi-jack. Just your conversation was extremely long and full of (slang) words I don't know.

Yea, sorry about it being so long. You really don't know these words? must not have black friends lol

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

Yea, sorry about it being so long. You really don't know these words? must not have black friends lol

I'm from Bronx, NY. Ton's of black people here. And I do know everything you said, I just tried to ignore it. I think it's stupid IMO, of course.

[Pheles]

Alright, so I texted my friend a few minutes ago. And this is how the conversation went.

Me: OMG...... aight....... so I went to bed around 5 just woke up....came to eat a ramen, and just as I'm opening the season packet a fucking bee lands on my damn shoulder scared the fucking shit outta me.... lol mother fucker dead now!

Harry: Fuck you nigga you woke my ass up with that bull...

Me: Im scared Henry

Me: Halp me

Me: yea well I hope you go downstairs and a fucking bee lkands on your shoulder......see how it feels punk ass bitch

Me: Laugh it off......... > coz im watching you.................

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Beetlejuice

Me: Hahaa success!

Me: The bug world no longer thrives on my fear of bees on my shoulder in my own fucking house

Harry: Nigga

Harry: 1. Stop calling my ass Henry

Harry: 2. I tryna sleep fucking text me bull shit again and see what happen

Harry: ******

Me: Lmfao

Me: oops

Me: Oh well sorry Henry

Me: Shit

Me: Did it again

Me: Sorry Harry LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Me: or is it Hairy?

Me: Lmaooo

Harry: I sware one day... one muthafucking day when my shit swithes imma beat yo ass

Harry: you best believe that

Harryamn nigga crossing the line

Me: *swear, *motherfucking, *whatthefuckisswithes, *I'm going to, *you're, *******, good night twinkle puff

Harry: Go ahead and bring them Wisconsin niggas... I beat the Cali into them

Harry: I aint scared what bitch

Harry: Westside nigga you better calm the fuck down

Harry: aight thats about it im boutta beat that ass snowflake

Me: This, this is going on the internetzzz BAHAHAHA

Me: LMFAO

Harry: This bitch thinks im playing you finna get fadded nigga

Me: Looooooooooooolllll

Me: who you finna try? who you finna try ayyy!!! *SLAP*

Harry: fuck you nigga you dealing with the wring nigga when you fucking with sleep

Me: Lmao, dude this is soo funny. If yo ass want to sleep then go the fuck to sleep

Harry: you aint bout to do shit nigga

Harry: I aint never gunna let no white niggas run me thats fo sho

Harry: nigga want that right hook?

Harry: shiiit go to bed bitch you'll need that

Harry: goodnight hoe

Me: lol, shovel

Harry: Bitch nigga you still fucking the envelope

Me: nah i fuckin the package

Me: WOOT WOOT

Harry: your ass dont know when to end huh???

Harry: I aight I got you hoe

Harry: gtfo of here

Me: Lolzz

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I died at "WHO YOU FINNA TRY" lool

[heythere123]

haha thats pretty funny,

[saiprem]

wow funny :P

[iSmexy]

.

[Vindictive.]

I cant afford a phone =(

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

You called your friend Harry, "henry" LEL

[Aborted]

I once had an entire conversation with a guy wanting advice on whether or not to ask a girl to prom. Being the kind-hearted person I am, I gave 'em advice, she said yes. I then revealed he had the wrong number. It all turned out well as the guy is now a good friend of mine.

[DawgiiStylz]

I like the second one someone said better