I NEED AN ATTENTION GETTER

[DeathScourge]

just put dave on the title and be done with it, or tell everyone they suck cock

[[MPGH]Killian]

just put dave on the tietle and be done with it, or tell evewryon they suck cock

LOL!
I can see that happening.

*someone moves in the crowd*
Dave: HEY YOU! SUCK COCK!

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

O YAH, LIKE 99% OF THOSE SUGGESTIONS WILL GET ME /BANNED FROM CLASS

FUCK YOU ALL

[DeathScourge]

oh, you didn't say this is for class you bastard

[[MPGH]Killian]

Or try one of these:
* Challenging the Audience
* Sharing Personal, Humorous, or Professional Anecdotes
* Asking a Rhetorical Question
* Providing a Relevant Quotation
* Relating to the Audience
* Highlighting Benefits to the Audience
* Using the “Truths as I Know Them” Method
* Referring to the Subject of the Speech, Occasion, or Problem

Ehhh, forget to read this..?

[DeathScourge]

i thought you were preparing a speech for the retards of mpgh(all)

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

YEAH I JUST WRITE I AM SPEECHES IN MY FREE TIME

"I AM BUTTERCUP, FRUITY AND AIDS."

[joshcarr20061.0]

Just say like I'm Dave and talk about like things they don't know about you like your site and how you make hacks for games and shit like that and how your the best guy ever and unbanned joshcarr2006.

[DeathScourge]

start if off as " hi i am dave, and im a PC"

[[MPGH]Killian]

Whats the speech about? Give us some details - That'll make it easier.

[moosicgawd]

"Attention: President Obama has just been shot"

[DeathScourge]

GTFO moosic you almost got me

[DeathScourge]

what is the subject of your speech???


shit i double posted.... fuck fuck fuck

[[MPGH]Killian]

OOOOOOOooooOOH!
That's a no-no.

Details....? Summary of the speech...?

[Obama]

"Attention: President Obama has just been shot"

Hopefully theres no black people in the audience. MO FUCKA