Seems like a legit deal.
I've seen 3 threads the past day about people wanting to be a slave. I'll list the benefits if you want to be my slave.
-Being horribly tortured and raped whenever I feel like it
-You can sleep in my incredibly small closet
-I'll make you have a obscene user title
-I might feed you every 1-2 days
-I'll whore you out for $
-I'll disrespect you
How about it?
Seems like a legit deal.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
Nope.jpeg find someone else.
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we dont want to be your slave!!
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Who wants to become a slave? I like freedom
I think this kinda deal requires a position of power / or huge e-dick (post count).
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bored to become slave!
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I think I want to keep my dignity for now. I'll let you know when I'm on the verge of committing suicide.
u need to get a higher rank to get someone`s slave ...
no one is gonna waste 1000 posts for this
I'm already a slave. To my job that tests my patience, a puppy who wakes every 2 fucking hours to howl, a never ending list of chores and bills. Besides, I heard Austin is into that kind of shit. PM him.