Shit just got quite real

[Kallisti]

So there is this girl who goes to my school, and we are pretty good friends.

So pretty much we had nothing to do today, so all of a sudden I get a phone call from this girl and shes like
"ねぇ、今日は暇だけどさ、一緒に遊ばない？" or in English "Hey, I got nothing to do today so wanna hang out?"

I'm like I just got invited to somebody's house fuck yeah!

So I'm pretty much riding my bike to her house (i've been there before as a group with my friends) and I park my bike outside.

She welcomes me inside the house, but I notice it's pretty silent, so I ask...
"あ、あの・・・家の人は？” "Uh, where are the people in your house" (basically where is your family, but that's literally translated from Japanese)

She responds: "居ない" "Not here"

I say "居ないのは見れば分かるけどさ、お出かけ中か？" "I can tell by looks that nobody's home, but are they out for something"

and she just nods. Either way, We decide to go to a nearby cafe to have breakfast, and boy, it was delicious. I had some blueberry pancakes, yum. AND THEY WERE ONLY 800 YEN!!! (like 9 USD)

So on the way back to her house, I'm like "何しようかな”, "What should we do?"
She's like "家に戻りましょう。見せたいものがあるよ！” "Let's go back, I have something I want to show you"

So we go back, and she leads me to her room.

I go inside, and she starts saying some strange things.

"ずっと前から、君の事が好きだったの。だから、ずっと傍に居て下さい。。。”
or in English. "Ever since a long time ago I've liked you. So, please always stay by my side."

She begins to lean on my Shoulder and My heart is racing like crazy, and somebody must have raised the thermostat because DAMN I was getting hot. My face got red and my hands were shaking. And boy did she smell beautiful.

After about 20 seconds, I try to break the silence by saying "あの。。。” or "Uhmmm"

She slowly gets off my shoulder and says "どうしたの？何其の顔？あたしみたいな人なんて、気持ち悪いんですよね。”
or in English "What's wrong? What's with your face? People like me are just creepy, huh?"

I instantly respond saying "そんな事無い！" or "That's not it!"

and she politely asked me to leave, I insisted on staying, but she really wanted me to leave apparently.

As I ride away on my bike, I look at her house to see her beginning to tear as she looks at me.

wtf happened.
whyyy

[Aborted]

Bitches be crazy.

[Ahmad]

Bull shit. Either way if she sees your tiny rice dick she will leave

[Kallisti]

Bull shit. Either way if she sees your tiny rice dick she will leave

Why should i be listening to a muslim about dick size?

[Ahmad]

Why should i be listening to a muslim about dick size?

My dicks the BOMB.



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[InCognito]

You act like 9 dollars for pancakes is a good deal. That shit is a rippp

[Aborted]

My dicks the BOMB.



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It explodes after one minute?

[Kallisti]

You act like 9 dollars for pancakes is a good deal. That shit is a rippp

They were so good the taste made up for the price

[Ahmad]

It explodes after one minute?

I timed it for 20. Its gonna blow

[Aborted]

I timed it for 20. Its gonna blow

Still weak. A pro holds out for at least 30.

[dnj$nda94manbdw]

what do you think i am going to read all that shit no way fuck off cock suckerr!

[Ahmad]

Still weak. A pro holds out for at least 30.

*Pornstar .

[666HiddenMaster666]

So you fucked up?

[Aborted]

*Pornstar .

Or a male prostitute.

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Girls are complicated