How Do You Wake Up?

[[MPGH]Doc]

What's is your morning routine?

Today I woke up to the slopping sounds of my gf's mouth sliding up and down on my penis. Pretty damn good alarm. Also went and got some bacon, sausages and tomatoes and had an awesome breakfast.

[BoxHead1080]

I wake up with a boner..

[Bernard]

Waken up by alarm after which I usually set it to another 30 min. Then I go back to sleep for 30 min. After it wakes me up again, I brush my teeth, change, and fall back asleep till school. If it's the weekend, I usually get waken by the sun shining though my curtain.

[amazingxx]

Your breakfast looked disgusting.

[Color]

I wake up with a boner..

Isn't that how we all wake up?

[Joshcarr2006]

I wake up to the itchy feel of skin cancer. Then I roll over and roll a joint smoke it then start my day.

[Lehsyrus]

I have a set playlist of Isochtonic tones I listen to while I sleep. The last one plays five minutes before I usually get up, it's a fast pace LFO with a comb filter sweeping a saw tooth and square wave at a raising frequency starting at 100 Hz to 15 KHz. I also wake up about three times every night thanks to my fucking insomnia.

I wake up, down a Casein/Whey combo protein shake, take my multi, shower and brush my teeth (yes, at the same time), shave, put my gauges in, gel my Mohawk back because I can't have it up for work and it's not long enough to tie off, brush my teeth with peroxide and baking soda, brush them with toothpaste again, get dressed, then speed to work because in five minutes behind schedule. Every day.

[I EAT COCK]

I love to get morning blowjobs.

[Lehsyrus]

Isochronic*

[Jorndel]

Isn't that how we all wake up?

Not if you're a Girl I think...

Not sure tho

[Royce]

rice and tomato's in the A.M ?

[[MPGH]Austin]

Wake up, take a piss, make coffee, check mpgh, 15-30 min later I take a giant shit.

[Lehsyrus]

Wake up, take a piss, make coffee, check mpgh, 15-30 min later I take a giant shit.

I just piss in the shower, kill two birds with one water source.

[KingDot]

I woke up to the thought of being foreveralone

[Paladin]

I usually wake up at 5:00 or earlier naturally. I then take a shower, dry off, eat breakfast, brush my teeth.

At that point, if it's a work day, I have to put my hair in topknot/bun because it's too long and then I shave.

If it's not a work day, I leave it down and don't shave.