Anti-Retards tutorial

[Z007]

, Today I'm releasing this guide which would help you to survive long in your crossfire career, because I've seen tons of people that had quit crossfire because of the number of kids and immature people crossfire has.
What happens is you get kicked once, twice, thrice (the same day when the match is about to finish) for no reason (you weren't hacking) and it feels like you really want to place a contract on the *** who kicked you.
Believe me, happend to me many times too. This may happen because of the following reasons

1. Someone called you a hacker and you bursted out on him saying Learn to play (l2p) or
because you called someone hacker, and they had a high rank (because of this, you got kicked for crying)

2. You had a bada*s fight with someone over some issue and the players saw that fight on the chat and kicked both of you, or one of you to stop the spam.

3. If you use a over-powered gun like M12's or Scar-Light, you will always have haters (i.e, the people you kill with these guns). They will always want to flame you and kick you.

4. You are using a hack and then showing it to everyone that you are using it. Also giving links of the hack or the website name, in the mainchat can get you banned.

5. You found a smiley rank last one in the room, he is of course a noob and doesn't even know how to move. You flame him in the mainchat (He's of your team), he may not know how to play, but he just know to kick you.

6. You are using ZP/BP weapons which annoys people a lot that don't buy ZP. They may call you a no-lifer.

7. You are using SPOP, which you already know is the gayest char in the crossfire.

8. If you are using hard scope technique

These cases discussed above are the most common cases, now how to avoid being kicked.

According to first case (First point): If someone calls you a hacker, and you are not. You should ignore them and carry on the playing and if you spotted a hacker, you should not flame in the mainchat, instead click a Screen Shot (f8) or via Fraps report him. He will get banned (which will be most hummilating for him and a good thing to laugh on, for you)

According to second case: If you even have a fight with anyone (maybe your brother/cousin In game), keep it in whispers (/w), because people don't like the main chat being spammed by some reta**s.

According to third case: It's simple, don't use these guns, even if you won them for free, use it only in ZM or HM/HMX.

According to fourth case: Don't ever pretend to be a hacker, if you do, you will surely get kicked, and if you don't get kicked means that you will get banned (people probally made a video of you). First, never hack. Secondly, If you do, Never pretend. If someone even spots you hacking, just keep your mouth shut.

According to fifth case: Ignore smilies or other low rank, avoid using words as "low", they usually provoke the guy that has been insulted.

According to sixth case: You should use these weapons if you have them, but If someone flames you about these, calls you a no-lifer, you don't have to keep quiet, just tell him to shut up and if he still continues, screenshot his insults and report him (When he gets blocked, he will cry :P)

According to seventh case: Don't EVER USE SPOP FFS

According to eighth case: You can always use HS, but don't do it in sniper matches (In S&D, it's fine, also in escape)

Population of kids:
Rookie Server: Very high
Alpha: Low
Bravo: Low
UK server 1: High
Uk server 2: High
UK server 3: High
UK server 4: Very Low
Charlie: Neutral
Clan war: Very low



Chances of being kicked for no reason:
Rookie Server: Low
Alpha: Neutral
Bravo: Neutral
Charlie: Neutral
UK Server 1: Very High
UK Server 2: High
UK Server 3: High
UK server 4: Neutral




Chances of being kicked in diffrent game modes
ZM: Nan (Unless you are playing with another clan)
HM: High
HMX: Neutral
S&D: Very High
Eliminate: Very low
Escape: NAN (Unless you're hacking)
TDM: NAN (Unless you're hacking)
Eliminate SNIPER: Very High (Even if quick-scoping, very high)

Good luck guys, hope this helped you and now you are not going to get kicked often (This having a long time happiness )
See ya

[ramy2226]

nice and very good tutorial

[rabir007]

Much easier:
-Avoid all Egyptian / Turk / every idiot from that area of Earth (Some hacker, all Kicker, all QQer retard)
-Avoid Germans (All of them is a retarded hacker)

[DarkLordXYZ]

kinda racist but here's the thing: doesn't have anything with race

Much easier:
-Avoid all Egyptian / Turk / every idiot from that area of Earth (Some hacker, all Kicker, all QQer retard)
-Avoid Germans (All of them is a retarded hacker)

[Z007]

Much easier:
-Avoid all Egyptian / Turk / every idiot from that area of Earth (Some hacker, all Kicker, all QQer retard)
-Avoid Germans (All of them is a retarded hacker)

Racism on my thread . Next time will be reported

[alaska321]

kinda racist but here's the thing: doesn't have anything with race

Almost no german hackers
@Z007 UK4 must be changed to : Medium, not very low

[rabir007]

Racism on my thread . Next time will be reported

I'm sorry, but its actually the reality...
Russians are pro
Germans are hackers
Arabics are QQ-ing everywhere...

[Z007]

Almost no german hackers
@Z007 UK4 must be changed to : Medium, not very low

Only pro's play there so its kinda low

[i need]

nice tutorial

[Drugticker]

@rabir007 I'm german, and I know like 20 other germans well, who dont hack and are just fucking awesome (including me).
Its just a prejudice that germans hack much. Turks and Egypts are really often use hacks.

[TripperNet]

I loled at what dark said xDD

[SliverBullet]

, Today I'm releasing this guide which would help you to survive long in your crossfire career, because I've seen tons of people that had quit crossfire because of the number of kids and immature people crossfire has.
What happens is you get kicked once, twice, thrice (the same day when the match is about to finish) for no reason (you weren't hacking) and it feels like you really want to place a contract on the *** who kicked you.
Believe me, happend to me many times too. This may happen because of the following reasons

1. Someone called you a hacker and you bursted out on him saying Learn to play (l2p) or
because you called someone hacker, and they had a high rank (because of this, you got kicked for crying)

2. You had a bada*s fight with someone over some issue and the players saw that fight on the chat and kicked both of you, or one of you to stop the spam.

3. If you use a over-powered gun like M12's or Scar-Light, you will always have haters (i.e, the people you kill with these guns). They will always want to flame you and kick you.

4. You are using a hack and then showing it to everyone that you are using it. Also giving links of the hack or the website name, in the mainchat can get you banned.

5. You found a smiley rank last one in the room, he is of course a noob and doesn't even know how to move. You flame him in the mainchat (He's of your team), he may not know how to play, but he just know to kick you.

6. You are using ZP/BP weapons which annoys people a lot that don't buy ZP. They may call you a no-lifer.

7. You are using SPOP, which you already know is the gayest char in the crossfire.

8. If you are using hard scope technique

These cases discussed above are the most common cases, now how to avoid being kicked.

According to first case (First point): If someone calls you a hacker, and you are not. You should ignore them and carry on the playing and if you spotted a hacker, you should not flame in the mainchat, instead click a Screen Shot (f8) or via Fraps report him. He will get banned (which will be most hummilating for him and a good thing to laugh on, for you)

According to second case: If you even have a fight with anyone (maybe your brother/cousin In game), keep it in whispers (/w), because people don't like the main chat being spammed by some reta**s.

According to third case: It's simple, don't use these guns, even if you won them for free, use it only in ZM or HM/HMX.

According to fourth case: Don't ever pretend to be a hacker, if you do, you will surely get kicked, and if you don't get kicked means that you will get banned (people probally made a video of you). First, never hack. Secondly, If you do, Never pretend. If someone even spots you hacking, just keep your mouth shut.

According to fifth case: Ignore smilies or other low rank, avoid using words as "low", they usually provoke the guy that has been insulted.

According to sixth case: You should use these weapons if you have them, but If someone flames you about these, calls you a no-lifer, you don't have to keep quiet, just tell him to shut up and if he still continues, screenshot his insults and report him (When he gets blocked, he will cry :P)

According to seventh case: Don't EVER USE SPOP FFS

According to eighth case: You can always use HS, but don't do it in sniper matches (In S&D, it's fine, also in escape)

Population of kids:
Rookie Server: Very high
Alpha: Low
Bravo: Low
UK server 1: High
Uk server 2: High
UK server 3: High
UK server 4: Very Low
Charlie: Neutral
Clan war: Very low



Chances of being kicked for no reason:
Rookie Server: Low
Alpha: Neutral
Bravo: Neutral
Charlie: Neutral
UK Server 1: Very High
UK Server 2: High
UK Server 3: High
UK server 4: Neutral




Chances of being kicked in diffrent game modes
ZM: Nan (Unless you are playing with another clan)
HM: High
HMX: Neutral
S&D: Very High
Eliminate: Very low
Escape: NAN (Unless you're hacking)
TDM: NAN (Unless you're hacking)
Eliminate SNIPER: Very High (Even if quick-scoping, very high)

Good luck guys, hope this helped you and now you are not going to get kicked often (This having a long time happiness )
See ya

not that good thougth

[Barstarzz]

ahah very nice xD