Originally Posted by
k0mrade
Well, North Korea are a bunch of communist rice dicks, and their leader is a fucking retard who doesn't understand anything correctly. NK doesn't want a war with the US per se... They want South Korea back and that's why they're going to war with South Korea to invade it and capture it. However to this day the US backs up South Korea since the end of the Korean War. So basically they will go to war and if South Korea gets their ass kicked the US will probably step in before North Korea can capture it. Thus starting a war between us, and then we would defeat them again, and then give North Korea to South Korea; effectively making all of Korea capitalist and technically under US control (allies).
However Kim Jong-un doesn't understand anything correctly as I said before, and that's why all of what I just said could theoretically happen.