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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    Spent last night with minor stomach cramps and today I woke up with more stomach aches and diarrhoea. I got up at 7:30am and it's 10:50am here and I've been on the toilet with a brown waterfall coming out of my ass about 10 times now.

    Got a sore ass from all the wiping

    At least the cramps are gone
    Is it just me or did anyone burst out laughing when they read that?





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  2. 04-10-2013 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post

    Is it just me or did anyone burst out laughing when they read that?
    I lol'd while typing it
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    I may have similar cramps at nights, just randomly from a good night sleep at 2 in the mornifng my stomach will hurt and will go to the bathroom 4 times and get in my bed put pressure on my stomach and heat it and it will go away. fucking worst thing in life is feeling pain.
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    Solution -> take your laptop with you to the toilet.
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