Dr. Cancer Story

[[MPGH]arunforce]

And then Jesus/Allah/Yahweh/Bramha/Buddha/Xenu said "Let there be Oranges!" and Doctor Cancer was eternally satisfied. But then the oranges disappeared, suddenly. So Dr. Cancer reached the point of singularity after killing his clones and eating their testicles. But he still was not satisfied, so he exploded creating the BattleClad Universe. But even the BattleClad Universe wasn't perfect, so he sits here days on end, working, to one day launch it out of BETA in hopes of one day he can get back his PREEEEECIOUS oranges

Could you please explain to me your signature, i really dont get that story about oranjes and Dr.Cancer, I am an ESL student

Anyone want to take a shot at guessing what my story means? I'll let you know when someone is right.

[primeru333]

lol that should be intresting, I really dont get sense of that signature

[ThePr0digy]

its make sence how it is :/
all you need to know is what oranges mean to arun (dr cancer)
oranges most likley == money

and thats if its even meant to mean somthing.
if not its just a lame ass rip of the creation and oranges == light

[primeru333]

I mean its not just whatever signature I thought it have some sense maybe

[Paroxysm]

Your homo-erotic sex dream?

[Attiusca]

All I can tell you is that DR. CANCER wants ANSWERS.

[Juan]

err. evolution obv.

[CaT-]

Its obviously about our lord darwin.

[[MPGH]Liz]

Arun had money, apparently from inheritance, then some people did something that made his money go away, he created battleclad to get the money back... idk lol its like trying to explain the dreams of a psychopath.

[primeru333]

lol I just thought it was maybe something like important? but i guess its just a signature

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Fukin Nidders. You all sux.

[hbk]

arun admits that he's a muslim..... end of story

[Sjoerd]

arun stole the oranges :O

[Micheltjuh]

Arun was a ******, ******s value oranges almost as much as melons.
Arun got cancer in his skin, what made it turn white. That's why the others ******s called him dr. Cancer. Battleclad Universe was supposed to be like Neverland was for Micheal Jackson, but the oranges that were supposed to grow there were more like lemons, and Arun didn't like that. He invested all his money in Battleclad universe, like Micheal did in Neverland, but just like Neverland it failed. Now Arun sits and waits and takes pills and will die at the age of 50.

MORAL OF THE STORY: ARUN IS JUST LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON

[ratchetnclank]

What your story means? Everything for surviving -_-