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Just tell her your feelings before she friendzones you thinking that you're not interested in her.
But since you're "pretty popular at school, top school basketball player, best school breakdancer, best singer and piano", then I suggest you go for a better.
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Me and Marceline are married :3 Bitches be jelly.
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Originally Posted by CorssaKov
that is the way to do it
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Then juvie'd for sexual harassment and assault Originally Posted by iSmexy
Grab her when she is walking then slap her to make her calm the fuck down the make out with her
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
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you don't know that. she might enjoy it at the end and not press charges. Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666
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Yea, and if she didn't, you'd lose your friend and have a record Originally Posted by CorssaKov
you don't know that. she might enjoy it at the end and not press charges."Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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do you even lift bruah? get some amnesia pills and get the job done. Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666
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Give her a Banana. Monkeys love Bananas.
Just peel the banana, then replace the fruit with your dick.
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So then why not just go date rape every girl that you think is hot? Originally Posted by CorssaKov
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
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say hi to her at school talk to her make her laugth make her fell comfortable with u buy osme flower and stuff be nice with her help her when she does ask her for a date and go to the movies and when u meet her parnet make them know your safe and etc and when have sex be gentle xD Originally Posted by _Cyan_
Nice to know from you
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JIZZ... MR. SERIOUS ...IT WAS A JOKE...GET IT? JOKE. Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666
have you been raped before? 'cuse you certainly make the impression of it.
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I know you were joking, and no, I haven't been raped Originally Posted by CorssaKov
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
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Send me nudes of her and I will tell you how to get with her
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Fixed Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006
Send me nudes of her and I will tell you how to get with her in your mind
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins Originally Posted by Extravagant
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
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04-29-2013 #120
People aren't against you; They are for themselves
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Sorry but the way you described yourself sounded a bit douchey
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