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    Funny Story

    Here in Dayz most of us have some funny stories... I have one story ill tell you and feel free to post your own stories below.


    I was playing in a private non battle eye server, my key was stolen, and everyone in the server was friendly. I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone so i put my head set down so i couldnt hear the game and i said everyone i am on the phone please type to me if you need to say anything to me. I went to NWAF and while i was there i was repairing a heli ,there is like 20 helis at NWAF on this server, and i had to take engine parts off of a UH1H and put it on the little bird i was going to take. I saw someone standing and said "I'm friendly dont shoot type if you wanna tell me something im on the phone." i grabbed the engine and the person killed me. Like anyone else i raged quit dayz for an hour and got back on. When i got back on he said " Sorry i killed you, you were taking an engine on my heli, i told you not to but you didnt stop. Your loot is still there we didnt take it but someone else might had" so a friend in the server had a heli picked me up in cherno and took me to NWAF i got all of my loot back and i remember i knew where this kids base was so me and him " my friend was also screwed over by this kid" flew to his base and blew up his helis, took everything out of his tents, blew up the tents and left as i was leaving i took one heli and he saw me taking it. He was recently killed and ran up to me and said what is wrong with you and i said "im jk i have all your gear over here xD hop in the gunner seat and ill take you" On this server if your in a gunner seat you cannot HALO jump out of a heli any other seat you can. So i flew up in the air halo jumped out of the heli and he stayed in crashed and died while i was dieing laughing"

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    Ha cool story bro 8)

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    How were you taking parts off of the heli?

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    How were you taking parts off of the heli?
    Certain servers have a feature to when a part of any vehicle is green in the car then you can remove it. So you can remove parts and trade them onto other cars. Or dupe the part and fix both.
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