Your darkest secrets

[bibi]

That's what happens when you stay away from MPGH for 8 years then come back.

I'm from 1989.

[DarkLordXYZ]

umm..... so?

I'm from 1989.

[diablos_303]

i dont get it

[Archangel]

I hope your spike in activity permanent, I've missed you.

just checking in daily, make some narcissistic comment where I feel is necessary.
Don't have a lot going on in my life atm

[Spaghetti Master]

So enforcer?

What do you mean?

[Vicarious]

weird pictures in my mind...thanks.

[CorssaKov]

What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

I'll bite

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction




>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry

Grounded for 2 weeks.

Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

good job at destroying your cuz childhood.

When I was a little kid(about 6-10yo) my older brothers farted on my face all the time... till the day I grabbed a kitchen knife and warned them only once. They knew what was in my mind when I explained them about minor age and laws.

for some strange reason mario kart among other nintendo64 games were my childhood.

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I haven't had a real-life friend in almost 4 years.

I always have fantasies of killing someone.

I cannot masturbate to porn unless the girl looks uncomfortable

I suspect you are gonna have a pedophile's life.

[666HiddenMaster666]

What do you mean?

Kiddie anime makes you more pedo?

[Tide]

Ok, gayhomofag. who has ever done this! youre obviously gay.

[Spaghetti Master]

Kiddie anime makes you more pedo?

No, I don't watch kiddie anime (other than mitsudomoe, and it isn't sexual.)

[Kevin]

No, I don't watch kiddie anime (other than mitsudomoe, and it isn't sexual.)

What about the thing in your sig?
And whats mitsudomoe

[CorssaKov]

What about the thing in your sig?
And whats mitsudomoe

Yeah i already talked with him about that. he never speaked to me again.

[Aborted]

What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

I'll bite

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction




>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, cuz looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry

Grounded for 2 weeks.

Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

​God damn.

[Spaghetti Master]

What about the thing in your sig?
And whats mitsudomoe

._. You got me on the first question lol, that picture is actually for personal lulz though
For the second question Mitsudomoe is an anime about elementary school sisters called the Marui sisters. It goes throughout their school life, and it is a comedy anime.

[CorssaKov]

._. You got me on the first question lol, that picture is actually for personal lulz though

then again I must be the creeper