Your darkest secrets

[-Lame]

What the fuck is this shit, you need prema-CS.

[666HiddenMaster666]

My second darkest secret is the fact that I am a pedophile (even though I am younger than the age to legally be a pedophile.)

Too much sexual references in your anime

[`Rejected]

>16 years old
>Uncle's house
>Just me and my cousin home
>His 17yo girlfriend comes over
>Cousin runs to the store
>Sitting at the table
>His girlfriend randomly licks the back of my neck
>End up fingering her while my cousin is away
>Never got caught

i woulda fucked her XD

[[MPGH]Ghost]

That's not gay at all.
anyways
>be eleven or twelve
>summer time
>meet random girl iv'e never seen before
>start hanging out
>go to her place
> start playing various games n shit
>ask if i want to play mommy daddy
>"sure why not"
>she pretends to cook me dinner ect
>says it's getting late we should go to bed
>lay down in her bed beside her, start reading a comic book
>suddenly feel her moving around alot
>next second she's on top of me
>omfgwhat.jpg
>starts to kiss my neck and rides me, clothes still on though
>freak out, throw her off me and gtfo
>that feel when i got raped
true story

[Bernard]

>Be @Vice-Versa
>Can't get a gf
>gets turned down by old ladys
>time to change life
>starts doing MMA
>gets fit
>uses MMA skills to rape girls

16 = old ladies?

[`Rejected]

That's not gay at all.
anyways
>be eleven or twelve
>summer time
>meet random girl iv'e never seen before
>start hanging out
>go to her place
> start playing various games n shit
>ask if i want to play mommy daddy
>"sure why not"
>she pretends to cook me dinner ect
>says it's getting late we should go to bed
>lay down in her bed beside her, start reading a comic book
>suddenly feel her moving around alot
>next second she's on top of me
>omfgwhat.jpg
>starts to kiss my neck and rides me, clothes still on though
>freak out, throw her off me and gtfo
>that feel when i got raped
true story

probs saw this coming XD i woulda fucked her

[Officer Bob]

16 = old ladies?

What the fuck did I tell you about rape boy!

[[MPGH]Doc]

What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

I'll bite

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction




>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, cuz looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry

Grounded for 2 weeks.

Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

[-Lame]

What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

I'll bite

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction




>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry

Grounded for 2 weeks.

Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

That was a fucking cool story bro, I laughed so hard till my eye water drops.

liquid shit AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Delko DJ]

after 30 years you gonna remember what you have done

[Spaghetti Master]

Too much sexual references in your anime

No, it started before I started anime.

[666HiddenMaster666]

No, it started before I started anime.

So enforcer?

[[MPGH]Ghost]

probs saw this coming XD i woulda fucked her

she was a 4/10 not worth it

What the fuckkkkkkkkkk?

I'll bite

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I may be allergic to milk
>fuckthat.jpg
>I love Oak (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and 5 yr old cuz
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave Oak now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmmmh fucking Oak man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with cuz
>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction




>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old cuz hasn't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face
>I pull down my underwear and put my asscheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing little cousin is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've ever heard before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his nephew sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Cousin is crying
>I begin to cry

Grounded for 2 weeks.

Haven't drunken Oak ever since, even though I'm not allergic.

i lol'd

[DarkLordXYZ]

That's what happens when you stay away from MPGH for 8 years then come back.

[Jlowbob]

I haven't had a real-life friend in almost 4 years.

I always have fantasies of killing someone.

I cannot masturbate to porn unless the girl looks uncomfortable