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    Post the special powers of your race.?

    I am black

    Powers:
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    >perfect rhythm
    >best athletic abilities of all the races
    >Supreme air intake
    >Can better handle warm climates

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    I am black

    Powers:
    >Natural swag
    >perfect rhythm
    >best athletic abilities of all the races
    >Supreme air intake
    >Can better handle warm climates

    just copied and paste yours

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    I am asian

    > FCKIN SMART
    > I got fckin Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee, and Jet Li on my fckin side
    > Creative

    I could go on and on and on and on..

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    >extremely polite
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    > free health care
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    > resistant to all type of weather
    > big cocks
    > superior natural strength than any other race (without training)
    > built to survive
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    > don't complain about shit like ******s or whiteys do

    >Can jump any fence anywhere.
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    >Can survive in any climate or habitat.
    >Reproduce with any race and/or sex.
    >Can not keep us out of anywhere - we are everywhere!
    >Hardest workers of any race.
    >If there were a nuclear war, we would be the only race alive capable to repopulate the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howboutdat View Post
    I am asian

    > FCKIN SMART
    > I got fckin Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee, and Jet Li on my fckin side
    > Creative

    I could go on and on and on and on..
    >Superior ugly
    >Sharp eyes
    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n ****** cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.

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    I have a big dick.
    Run fast.
    Put on muscle easily.
    Tall.
    Naturally athletic.
    Big hands.
    Big feet.
    Deep voice.
    Tolerant to sunlight.
    Freeze easily.
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    Cop magnet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    >Superior ugly
    >Sharp eyes
    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n ****** cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.
    Actually I'm not one of the asians with a ''Dick under Average, even under that''
    I ain't ugly like you bruh.
    My eyes aren't slant.
    I'm 5'5.. I'd grow even more.
    Not all asians are smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    >Superior ugly
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    >Dick under average, even under that
    >Girls like european n ****** cocks more
    >Naturally short
    >IQ is a joke, nowadays most people use praxis rather than just study maths and other bullshit

    asians m8.
    Jokes on you, I'm retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post


    Jokes on you, I'm retarded.
    Same here

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