Xbox: the console that 9 year old's get for Christmas along with Call of Duty, the console where you can here 9 year old's talking to their parents like shit and not shutting up about mcdonald's toys, the console that you have to pay Microsoft even more to play online, the console that has a potato as a controller, the console that makes fat kids... EVEN FATTER.
In conclusion, the console that sucks cock.