House Defense - Burglary

[Contribution]

If afraid of sleeping with my pocket knife cause I might accidentally stab myself/cut myself in the middle of the night. :\

Put it in your pillow case and It won't even touch you.

[BoxHead1080]

That's why I live away from other people, People are fucking crazy.

[Smaug]

Kill him, dump the body and pretend it never happened

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

Kill him, dump the body and pretend it never happened

This ^ ; I'm sure no one will miss him.

[Nyan]

I personally wouldn't be able to do it with my bear hands but you could have held him off until your family gets in there. Or if your alone you could call the cops and get a knife so he wont come near you.

Shut up, no one cares.

[Gray]

Well depends on how you see it.

How I see it, and what I would've done.
I'd kick his face in and then cut him up and serve him to the family.

How the law would see it, since he is in your home you kind of have to "take care" of him.
i.e. if he hurts himself in your home he can probably get away with suing you.

So moral of the story, just kill him, cut him up and eat what you want.
Then acid-bath the rest.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Your older cousin is an idiot, your younger cousin could wind up dead. Only a few states you can actually kill someone for just breaking in to your house, and he could have been armed with a gun or had backup. Not really worth the risk to fight him off or kill him. Scaring him off and calling the cops is the best case scenario, until he actually enters the house.

[Gray]

Oh, and Vice. If you're afraid of cutting yourself but still feel like using weapons.
there are several alternatives to that, such as getting a brassknuckle.
Or possibly mount the sharp item above your bed.

[The Conjurer]

I'll beat that guy up , remove all of his clothings , then tie him up on a tree full on ants.

[Bernard]

Your older cousin is an idiot, your younger cousin could wind up dead. Only a few states you can actually kill someone for just breaking in to your house, and he could have been armed with a gun or had backup. Not really worth the risk to fight him off or kill him. Scaring him off and calling the cops is the best case scenario, until he actually enters the house.

My older cousin argued that the burglar would be in such a bad position when climbing through the window that even if he was armed, he would be in a really bad position.

[Gray]

That's true, both have valid points.
So the only thing to do is to rig the window with electricity, put spikes on the floor and a cleaver that chops his hands off if he escapes.

Pull a McGyver.

[Bernard]

That's true, both have valid points.
So the only thing to do is to rig the window with electricity, put spikes on the floor and a cleaver that chops his hands off if he escapes.

Pull a McGyver.

I have throwing knives just gotta practice that wrist throw.

[Gray]

I have throwing knives just gotta practice that wrist throw.

Are they long enough to cause a fatal wound?

[Bernard]

Are they long enough to cause a fatal wound?

Its about 6 inches.

[Gray]

Its about 6 inches.

Then I'd consider that a yes, with a well placed aim.