Awwwwwww I hurt

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Meh. No big boobies there. Just rednecks.

There are absolutely no rednecks in the mountains.
​Only sexy ski babes.

[k0mrade]

That's the thing.

White people -> Red
Black people -> Blacker

They still get burned though

[Twin Cities]

There are absolutely no rednecks in the mountains.
​Only sexy ski babes.

It's probably cold there. I prefer sunny and warm places, rather than cold.

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It's probably cold there. I prefer sunny and warm places, rather than cold.

Naw, Summer here is awesome. Mid 80s, clear skies, fresh air.

[Twin Cities]

Naw, Summer here is awesome. Mid 80s, clear skies, fresh air.

In here, you can't breathe because of humidity.

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In here, you can't breathe because of humidity.

​I know, I lived in Miami for 4 years. It was always annoying when you get out of the shower, you can't fucking get dry. Though my skin was always soft as hell.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

​I know, I lived in Miami for 4 years. It was always annoying when you get out of the shower, you can't fucking get dry. Though my skin was always soft as hell.

Bitches love soft skin

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Bitches love soft skin

​The Latin Miami girls loved me because I was Cuban. The Latin guys were assholes though, telling me to swim back and shit. That's why I always hung out with the black kids.

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

​The Latin Miami girls loved me because I was Cuban. The Latin guys were assholes though, telling me to swim back and shit. That's why I always hung out with the black kids.

Ahh, I know the feels bro. Just because i'm Dominican, white people are always calling me an illegal immigrant and telling me to take the boat back to my country.

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Ahh, I know the feels bro. Just because i'm Dominican, white people are always calling me an illegal immigrant and telling me to take the boat back to my country.

​Which is rather ironic considering they all originally came from Britain on a boat.

[PyrexxHero®]

no fucking joke, I visited florida and put my arm out the window in my car for 10 minutes without sunscreen...got blisters
so for like 3 weeks i had one arm white as shit and the other was brick red

i live in california, its pretty much the same thing here

[Bernard]

Lol do you tan like a carrot?

[-Madara_Uchihã-]

​Which is rather ironic considering they all originally came from Britain on a boat.

Exactly! Unless you're Native American in the US someone in your family line has immigrated here.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

You told me in another thread you only work like 3 nights a week..

Don't trip over your own bs again Josh, I will be there and I will violate you.

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Exactly! Unless you're Native American in the US someone in your family line has immigrated here.

​Technically, nobody is originally from North America, as humanity started in the Africa region.