OH GOD DAM GOOD LORD

[Snake]

I just hit my little toe against a wall, and as I was rushing to sit down, I hit it against the table, and then I hit it against the chair

I swear I will never feel anything worse than this in my whole life ever again.
poor poor toe

[Spaghetti Master]

Best thread ever.
PS:

[DєfKOniK]

10/10! Going to save this a bookmark and read it again later!

[Bernard]

TL;DR hue hue hue

[Color]

Lol really bad luck.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

Amazing thread.

[-Lame]

I was going to turn this into a Superman thread, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

OT: might as well wanna see a doctor, could probably broke a bone there.

[Express.]

How that must have felt in the end.

[Aborted]

It's just like when you bite your cheek repeatedly.

[Snape]

How about a bear ripping your back open?

[Snake]

How about a bear ripping your back open?

Nothing compared to this

NOTHINGGGGGGGG!

[3leven]

Luckily you didn't step on a lego...

[Gray]

Stumping the toes fucking hurt, I feel it all the way from here.

[Snake]

Luckily you didn't step on a lego...

Oh god, imagine the following scenario:

You stump your toe, step on a lego, stump it again, and then you stump your toe whilst stepping on a lego block.



I think that would cause so much pain that leg decapitation would be a MUST.

[Raple]

Oh god, imagine the following scenario:

You stump your toe, step on a lego, stump it again, and then you stump your toe whilst stepping on a lego block.



I think that would cause so much pain that leg decapitation would be a MUST.

My feet hurt just from reading that.