Inappropriate Joke Thread

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?

A jailbreak!

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?

A mud slide!

what can a bench do that a Mexican or ****** can not do?

Support a family!

[Gray]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

The Pizza doesn't scream in the oven!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a mountain?

A jailbreak!

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a mountain?

A mud slide!

what can a bench do that a Mexican or ****** can not do?

Support a family!

Heard all of them before, still good though

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Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!
Santa: Send me your mother.


What's worse than the holocaust?
Women's rights.........

[M4A1 Scooby]

Jews are like magicans... They walk in trough the door and comes out trough the pipe :3 /haha

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

What do you do with a group of Hindu's?

Connect the dots.

What's a mexican's favorite sport.

cross-country.

[Janitor]

Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?

[Maxedout]

This joke isn't mine, still a good one though.
What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
What's white on top and white on the bottom? Society.

[iSmexy]

Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?

u dont have a sense of humor ?

[Janitor]

u dont have a sense of humor ?

Not sure really , I'm trying to understand them. No luck.

[JimTheGreat]

Not sure really , I'm trying to understand them. No luck.

You're not alone. I can't laugh at any jokes, even my own jokes aren't funny to me.

[Snake]

How do jews go to heaven?
full gas
How do muslims go to heaven?
explosively



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Bar joke:

An american, european, and african enter the bar.
The bartender says: If you dicks reach 50centimeters together, you will all get one pint for free.
As said, as done.
The african had a dicksize of 40 centimeters, the european had a dicksize of 9 centimeters, and the american had a dicksize of 1 centimeter.

As they left with a free pint in their hand, the american says: "you guys are lucky I had a boner!"




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Truck driver joke:


A truck driver has this habbit, where whenever he sees a turkish person, he would hit them with his truck.
One day, the truck driver sees a priest, and as religious as he is, he asks the priest to get in the truck.
A few hours later on the ride, the truck driver sees a turkish person trying to get a lift, and as he tries to hit him, he remembers that there is a priest with him, and he quickly tries to dodge him.
As he tried to dodge him, he heard a loud bang
"You almost missed that motherfucker!" said the priest after having bashed the turkish person with the cardoor.

[Gray]

Why I don't get any of these jokes / understand / laugh at them ?

I have no idea, might not be your sense of humor?
Give me an example of a mean joke that you think is mean.

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You're not alone. I can't laugh at any jokes, even my own jokes aren't funny to me.

Too bad.
Well, not everyone have the same sense of humor.

[Royce]

ouch, u guize hurt my feelings

[Gray]

ouch, u guize hurt my feelings

I'm so cool that I don't care.
Poor Earl.

[JimTheGreat]

Too bad.
Well, not everyone have the same sense of humor.

99% of the time, when someone makes a joke, I'm the only one not laughing, and very rarely I will laugh when the joke is extremely funny.

[Gray]

99% of the time, when someone makes a joke, I'm the only one not laughing, and very rarely I will laugh when the joke is extremely funny.

Maybe you're just cynical?