Inappropriate Joke Thread

[Gray]

As there's literally NOTHING going on here in general as far as the eye can see, I'll just put this up.
Lets all have an inappropriate joke thread about everything and nothing.

If you can't handle the fact that some of the jokes might offend you, then you can just up and leave right away.
I'm hoping to see both racist jokes, dead baby jokes, holocaust jokes and everything in between that. Or anything else you can muster.

So, last disclaimer:
Can't handle inappropriate jokes, racist jokes or any jokes that are generally horrible.
Just get the fuck out. Also, I slapped the 18+ prefix on this thread because some jokes might be unsuitable for our PG13 crowd.

Of course, any jokes are allowed on here.
Such as, Anti-Jokes.

START NOW!

[Color]

This is just stupid... but

What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America.
What's long and black?
The unemployment line
A ****** and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the ****** never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Why are ******s getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days?
They are easier to spot
Whats long and hard on a ******?
First grade.
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
Why do decent white folks shop at ****** yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

[PyrexxHero®]

Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews


Boyscouts come home from camp

[Youtro]

What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

 

One baby nailed on 10 trees

[Gray]

Lovely !
Keep em' coming.

[Spaghetti Master]

Did you know my grandfather died in the holocaust?
He fell out of his guard post laughing.

[Gray]

What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

 

One baby nailed on 10 trees

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

 

It depends on how hard you throw them

[Spaghetti Master]

What's worst than 10 dead babies nailed on a tree?

 

One baby nailed on 10 trees

What's worse than a dumpster filled with dead babies?
The one on bottom is alive.
What's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out.

[Gray]

I've heard most of the dead baby jokes before though.
Come up with some really creative shit there!

[Raple]

What's worse than one bee sting?
2 bee stings.
What's worse than 2 bee stings?
The Holocaust.
What's worse than the Holocaust?
3 bee stings.

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

I was in Key West and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”
Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?
Me: “Puss149”
Homeless man: “So Puss149, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?”
Me: “two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well Puss149, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy.”

[Bernard]

Marvelous.

[Youtro]

Why did the jew cross the road?
It was the fastes way out of the shooting range

Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews


Boyscouts come home from camp

I laughed so hard lol.. Then I figured out im a jew and started laughing like never before

[andrewdotatcom]

How do you get the best harlem shake?
Go to an epileptic ward and throw a flash bang.

[Terror In Paradise]

Why aren't there any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either.