I attended the theaters this evening to watch "Man of Steel" which completely blows the 2006 Superman out of the water. Anyway I the theater I wanted to be sat alone, just me and my own thoughts. I went to one of the a middle rows and sat in the very first seat. I figured that there, no one was going to be anywhere near me and I could watch the movie with no distractions. Well shit hit the fan real quick when a huge family of 6 directly in front of me. Now I gotta put my feet down and get un-comfy. I didn't get pissed until a bunch of kids decide to sit behind me. Fucking great... Now I gotta deal with autistic kids kicking my seat the entire time.
About halfway through the movie I here whispers behind me then my seat starts to rock back and forth for about 10 seconds and then it stopped. Okay, I'll let it slide since they were kids. Little fucker started to do it again, so that's when I asked him to stop. He replied, "Sure" and that was that. 10 mins later that bitch starts kicking again and his friends are doing their gay as snickers. I fucking flipped out, stood up, yelled at the kid as the entire theater is looking at me then sat back down. I really thought this kid was gonna shit his pants (He looked about 15-16). After the movie was done I'm walking to my car and some motherfucker has the nerve to come up to me and say what I did was blown way out of proportion. Really? All I wanted to do was sit alone and watch a fucking movie but I got fat fuckers eating the entire snack bar in front of me and the autistic kids behind me. I just told the guy to fuck off and got in my car.
Why the fuck are people so incredibility stupid? I will never understand...
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