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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Oh lawd...

    Oh fuck, I just thought about it lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky Plus View Post


    Oh fuck, I just thought about it lol.
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    >Be 6-7 years old
    >be with 2 friends alone at home
    >someone comes with the idea of showing our cocks
    >we pull them out
    >We start touching each others cocks
    >then we stop and a few days go by
    >Same situation happens and we blow each other
    >We try to fuck each other in the ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, ******s wasn't the right answer.
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    What comes after 'W' but before 'Y'?
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    Solve this riddle and you have your joke!

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    The pizza doesnt scream in the oven

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    What's the hardest thing about being a pedo?












































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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
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    @hax3rman can.
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    Have you ever eaten African food?


    Neither have they.
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    So I go to the bar and sit down next to a cute blonde. We start talking and I buy her a drink. Bitch says thanks and hands it to her boyfriend who sits down next to her. Normally I'd be pissed, but it was fucking hilarious seeing him drink that roofie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post

    @hax3rman can.
    Say what you will about pedophiles, but they always slow down in school zones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by hax3rman View Post

    If only I hadnt heard this before.
    Dat quote yo
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