LoL Player ends up in jail for a joke LOL

[Intellectual]

I'm gonna rape every kid in murica starting from washigton DC .
i dont wanna go to jail im too young for that i was just joking lol

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I'm going to strangle 69 children with their own intestines.
Come at me.

[PyrexxHero®]

One time my brother and his friend were in a little arguement in class, and it turned into a whole class debate where they couldnt even get their two cents in anymore, and his friend told him "sometimes I just wanna shoot this school up" totally as a joke. Some dumb bitch heard him and reported it and he got expelled from the whole county school system for "Conspiracy for terrorism". this is like 6-7 years ago btw

[Bernard]

One time my brother and his friend were in a little arguement in class, and it turned into a whole class debate where they couldnt even get their two cents in anymore, and his friend told him "sometimes I just wanna shoot this school up" totally as a joke. Some dumb bitch heard him and reported it and he got expelled from the whole county school system for "Conspiracy for terrorism". this is like 6-7 years ago btw

A friend and I actually conspired and made a plan about a month ago. Some black girl overheard us and reported it, but we said "You have no proof" and we are thereby innocent till proven guilty.

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A friend and I actually conspired and made a plan about a month ago. Some black girl overheard us and reported it, but we said "You have no proof" and we are thereby innocent till proven guilty.

​Waddafak.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

A friend and I actually conspired and made a plan about a month ago. Some black girl overheard us and reported it, but we said "You have no proof" and we are thereby innocent till proven guilty.

You really are fucked up.

That's why I didn't give you any pointers on how to shoot.

[Bernard]

​Waddafak.

You really are fucked up.

That's why I didn't give you any pointers on how to shoot.

My friend and I have psychotic episodes. We were like "Alright we would use homemade single shot rifles that I've tested and used before since if we have full auto guns, people would die too fast and that's no fun. It's more fun if they run and we chase them." It's like army of 2, We have each other's backs. Talked about who gets to live and who dies. No worries, we're all talk.

[Karma]

Thats just plain stupid...

[Implify]

SOMEONE REPORT JEREMY WILDSMITH TO THE VANCOUVER / SURREY POLICE

Only if there's a reward

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Only if there's a reward

​Him going to prison is the reward.

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​Him going to prison is the reward.

Sounds like a plan.

[Exotiic.]

I'm gonna rap every kid in murica starting from washigton DC .
i dont wanna go to jail im too young for that i was just joking lol

rap or rape?

[Predator]

We live in a fucked up world today...

[Royce]

Alessandro is gonna go to jail for sucking ass at LoL and royce is gonna go to jail for saying "Nigga who the fuck are you" to some little white kid.

i lol'd because I actually said that before

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i lol'd because I actually said that before

I lol'd because you suck @ LoL.