MPGH for dummies.

[FMDSatan]

Sure, give me your address.
PS: Make sure to thank the the thread if I helped!

my parents are strict lets just meet outside

[Spaghetti Master]

my parents are strict lets just meet outside

You haven't given me your address yet .

[Maxedout]

10/10, good thread. I doubt the number of retards will decrease any though

[Spaghetti Master]

10/10, good thread. I doubt the number of retards will decrease any though

Hopefully they will be a little more knowledgeable retards though

[[MPGH]Killian]

That is actually not true.
I copied one thing, and I don't even think it was from the rules.

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BOOMP A DOOMP

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Bringing it back up, lel.

You basically reworded everything from Czar's Code of Conduct and the Rules thread then added common knowledge for active MPGH users. I can see how you thought this would be helpful. It could be, but only if Dave saw it fit for reformatting and adds it to the rules or CoC thread.

[Spaghetti Master]

[Lehsyrus]

Introduction
This is a simple guide I felt I needed to put together to help the new-comers to MPGH who still do retarded shit.
NOTICE: If you feel I missed something, just tell me.
EXTRA NOTICE: If I helped you at all make sure to press the thanks button.

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Post/thank bans
When a user on MPGH reaches a certain amount of posts or thanks, they get banned.
The ban lasts for a day, but CS^[1] get banned for multiple days.
The amount of posts or thanks for each ban is the following.
1,337 posts/thanks
2,000 posts/thanks
3,000 posts/thanks
4,000 posts/thanks
5,000 posts/thanks
And so on. They continue in an interval of 1,000.
There is also a ban at 13,337 posts/thanks.
The reason people get banned is that it is a MPGH tradition.
The original reason is because if you reach these it is thought a ban will get you to go outside.
NOTICE: If you do not make a thread about reaching one of the amounts of posts/thanks, you will not get banned.

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General help

• Read the stickies in every section. They will give you information/help regarding to said section.
• Use common sense.
• IF you see a bunch of different "forces" like Sumo Force, just ignore it. It's a bunch of people joining a group just to not feel left out.
• Don't be an asshole to people, be nice and contribute. If you are an asshole, just expect to get CS.
• Don't only post in general. This is a forum for game hacking, not a blog.
• Don't post QFT^[2], if you agree with what someone says use the rep and/or thanks button.
• Don't hijack/derail peoples threads. I seem to see this everywhere I go.
• If someone helped you out, use the thanks and/or rep button.
• If you want to talk about what music you are listening to or what anime you are watching don't post it in general. We have sections for almost everything.
• If you don't want to look like a moron, I suggest using proper grammar and spelling.
• If you have an image you want to show people, don't upload it as an attachment. Upload it to imgur then post that.
• CS is forced to have a capital letter for each word, so don't tell a CS he writes like a retard.
• If you are going to be an asshole to someone, choose your battles. If it is someone respected don't attempt to have a "my internet dick is bigger!" contest.
• If you want to make your avatar or profile picture look sexy then follow these tips.

1. Go to a nice image host, such as deviant art.
2. Search for what you like, so if you like robots search robots.
3. Look for the picture that fits the dimensions of your profile picture or avatar the closest.
4. Resize that image to the dimensions to avoid resizing by MPGH. (a good resizer can be found here)
5. Upload the resized image and bask in the beauty.

• After you make a post you can't edit it after 24 hours, so don't expect to be constantly updating a thread unless you are staff.
• You can set your background on your profile picture as an image, if you set the text box to this "url(https://i.imgur.com/TU4JLaQ.jpg)" but replace the image link with your image, and don't put the quotes.
• Nobody is an oldphag or a newphag, you're all just members of MPGH.
• Don't reply to advertisements and don't reply to a bump on a thread that is super old.
• There is a member level 2+ section, and it is filled with premium porn accounts and spam.

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Helpful links

• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...ieve-them.html This thread will tell you all about every rank and how to achieve them.
• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...s-conduct.html This is the rules of conduct, they are out of date but I still love them.
• MPGH - MultiPlayer Game Hacking & Cheats Rules This is the rules, if you are unsure about something check the rules then ask a staff member.
• Game Hacking Wiki This is the wiki, if you want to be editor check this out.
• Urban Dictionary, June 30: Nuts to Butts Go here if you are unsure what something means.
• Google Use this for almost anything.
• https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...on-thread.html Go here to donate.

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Terminology

• CS stands for Cock Sucker, it is a rank.
• QFT stands for quoted for truth, don't do it.
• MPGH stands for Multi-player Game Hacking.
• HA stands for Head Admin.
• FS stands for Former Staff.
• TM stands for Trusted Member.
• SP stands for Superuser (or Super Penis)

(I can't think of much right now, tell me if you think of some.)

QFT .

[Bernard]

Lol nice one.

[ohgodlolha]

I downloaded A.V.A.

I looked for hacks.

Went here.

Shit went downhill.

[FMDSatan]

You haven't given me your address yet .

Somewhere in Nairn Avenue, Toronto,

[Spaghetti Master]

I downloaded A.V.A.

I looked for hacks.

Went here.

Shit went downhill.

That sounds related, I think?

[ohgodlolha]

That sounds related, I think?

It totally is

[Low Tide]

That sounds related, I think?

It's related in mine.

[Spaghetti Master]

It's related in mine.

Go suck some cocks.

[Implify]

Go suck some cocks.

Give the cocks a break, they wouldn't enjoy being inside of his mouth