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    People were asking If I was gay ;___;

    Just because I dont have a girlfriend age (19) ;___;. So I decided to get a girlfriend @Joshcarr2006 tell me your tricks and this is serious even my dad asked it ;__;. I dont go to parties w/e some people invited me but I always says no because there is 2 much people and I hate that. Im not shy if I like a girl I go there and start talking but it seems like where I live girls wants guy with big muscles, male models . and In my area there is tons of asians girls/white sluts, besides that im blax

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    get abs and muscles etc (if u have one already perfect)
    try to find this one specific girl and show her that u are nice even tho if you're a perv try to hide it
    treat her well show her you're perfect
    Talking like a bad ass over the internet doesn't really make you a complete bad ass irl .
    Talking bout drugs and shit over the internet doesn't make you cooler either .
    What's on the internet stays on the internet .

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    SE all the things that she wants. Even though she'll never really like you.

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    Tell a girl how much money you make lol. I just fuck em I don't date anymore. Girls are all whores and only care about them self's.
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    I got ants in my butt, and I needs to strut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshcarr2006 View Post
    Tell a girl how much money you make lol. I just fuck em I don't date anymore. Girls are all whores and only care about them self's.
    I dont like spending my monies with girls, id buy video games :>

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    I won't answer since the kid can assume that I'm insulting you.

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    Oh and call them beautiful bitches love it. Just be sweet and kind call them beautiful say they have pretty eyes and man up and ask them out on a date. Take there whore ass out to a movie and something to eat. If you're not big on talking go some were that doesn't take a long ass time to get food and eat. Movie is good because you don't have to talk to there whore ass. After all that take the bitch home give her a kiss. Then call/text her the next day to see if she would like to go on a 2nd date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    I dont like spending my monies with girls, id buy video games :>
    lol same when I told girls how much I make they would always be like oh you can buy me this and that. I would just tell them bitch you can get a job.
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    lawl. blacks nigga dude with no muscles? dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    Like Joshcarr said, you just have to be sweet. It's not necessary that you have to have muscles/abs. You just need to know how to make a girl laugh, treat them decently and with respect, be cute to them and call them beautiful and compliment them. Girls like that but don't go over the top and become a weird cunt. Good luck with future girlfriends
    If you're reading this, I recommend you to go fuck yourself.
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    don't you have a big dix if your blax, show it to them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    I dont like spending my monies with girls, id buy video games :>
    find girl dat like vidiogames and spend monies wisely. *No SINGLEPLAYER GAMES*

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    Are you gay?
    Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.

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    wait.. Are you not gay? I'm confused now mate.
    Just, show them your penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    wait.. Are you not gay? I'm confused now mate.
    Just, show them your penis?
    And face potential sexual assault charges

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