I kicked a dog in the throat.

[[MPGH]Hennessy]

Never been attacked
But you can sue them.

[FMDSatan]

Nope. I just do this anytime an animal fucks with me.

lol seriously ?

[Low Tide]

lol seriously ?

Seriously .

[[MPGH]Ethereal]

Not epic at all, it was horribly traumatizing and I'm still not over it.

Cool starry bra

[FangedBeast]

Play it cool at first, THEN run.

I wasn't really attacked but I was with my friends and iirc, I jogged/ran for some reason and then I look back and there's a dog running after me and I'm like "OH SHEEEEEET" - then I realised it wasn't being aggressive

[Snake]

Some retarded old man came at me screaming at me with a fucking big pit bull. It shred my t-shirt so I kicked the dog on the head and pushed the man away and he left. Fucking kids on the skate ramps throwing pirate bombs, and then they come crying to me. Fuck him

[Joshcarr2006]

A few times when I was a kid seeing how my little town had so many dogs in it. But just don't show fear. I just ignore dogs or tell them to shut the fuck up. But I hear if a dog is attacking you put your finger in it's ass and it will stop.

[Snake]

A few times when I was a kid seeing how my little town had so many dogs in it. But just don't show fear. I just ignore dogs or tell them to shut the fuck up. But I hear if a dog is attacking you put your finger in it's ass and it will stop.

Yeah, because a dog would obv attack you with its ass faced to you righttt

noob josh omg

[Joshcarr2006]

Yeah, because a dog would obv attack you with its ass faced to you righttt

noob josh omg

A dog isn't that long also 9 times out of 10 they go for the arm so you can use your other arm to put your finger in it's ass. Also if they do get your arm they also say because of the way there teeth are facing to just push your arm in to there mouth to get be hind there teeth. Idk just shit I seen on tv but I'm sure that finger in the ass thing works. Hell you put a finger in anythings ass and it will stop what it's doing.

[Snake]

A dog isn't that long also 9 times out of 10 they go for the arm so you can use your other arm to put your finger in it's ass.

I bet you have aids written all over your finger.

[dashhd]

A dog isn't that long also 9 times out of 10 they go for the arm so you can use your other arm to put your finger in it's ass. Also if they do get your arm they also say because of the way there teeth are facing to just push your arm in to there mouth to get be hind there teeth. Idk just shit I seen on tv but I'm sure that finger in the ass thing works. Hell you put a finger in anythings ass and it will stop what it's doing.

Mmmh, Seems legit?

[Joshcarr2006]

I bet you have aids written all over your finger.

lol I almost never see dogs anymore since I started driving at 15 that and when I turned 16 I worked 12-15 hours a night until a few weeks ago when I quit my job. I wouldn't put my finger in a dogs ass I would just put my finger in it's eye. Or use my other hand to pull it's mouth open.

[Low Tide]

A few times when I was a kid seeing how my little town had so many dogs in it. But just don't show fear. I just ignore dogs or tell them to shut the fuck up. But I hear if a dog is attacking you put your finger in it's ass and it will stop.

Do you have to tell everyone in your neighborhood you stuck your finger up a dogs ass so they know not to let their dog around you? Did the police make you do this like how they make the rapist notify everyone on the block?

[Joshcarr2006]

Do you have to tell everyone in your neighborhood you stuck your finger up a dogs ass so they know not to let their dog around you? Did the police make you do this like how they make the rapist notify everyone on the block?

Well when I was a kid I lived in Black Water Ireland. No one really had pet dogs 90% of them where just stray dogs.

[TheFlyingDutchman']

I once got attacked by a goose.
Not really that dangerous, but I heard they can break your arm with their wings.
I grabbed it's neck and then it did "Snap".
Not to proud of myself, but now I know goose is nice for dinner