dafuq did I just read...
I think I'm in love with @Ethereal. Ever since I've come here all I'd do is slowly rub my dick to his posts. Sometimes I'd grab my big black ball that I named Jimmy, and shove it in my ass.
Sure, it hurt like hell. But the thought of him inside me made me cum faster than anything else.
I've setup a shrine and even wrote hundreds of love letters to him. Never sent one out, because I'm too afraid of rejection. Although late at night I try to find out where he lives so I can send him some of my cum and litter it with my pubic hair.
And when I'm in the shower I take a bottle of my best shampoo, take the lid off, and squirt it all in my ass. You know, to make me feel like his dick was exploding inside me.
I dream about him everynight, and picture myself taking it from him deeper and harder every night. My asshole has begun to bleed rapidly because I fuck myself so much. I've even gone to the extent of getting a big hard dildo and just slamming it in my ass.
Oh baby. I made this thread, hoping you'd accept my love and call me your own. I hope you accept my love, and I'll PM you my address so you can come over later. Maybe make my dreams come true.
@Dave84311
Wow .
A truly beautiful love story...
THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE
"First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311
HAVING VIRTUAL DETOX
TheAbortedJr (07-03-2013),Spaghetti Master (07-02-2013)
Snuggs for CS
SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
babysitting is ghey
Corndog says (5:53 PM):
ur ghey
Baron De Montesquieu..Wtf? [Czar] says (5:53 PM):
you're a breaded hotdog
TheAbortedJr (07-03-2013)
TheAbortedJr (07-03-2013)
Me too. I WANNA FUCK YOU @Ethereal!
All these kiddies are rock hard for some Ethereal.
Still better than Twilight.
Congratulations, now kiss!
Member Level 1 since 4/20/11 - 8/4/14Member Level 2 since 8/4/14 - present
Gratz on 1337.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
Ethereal'sLover (07-03-2013)