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  1. 07-03-2013 #1
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    Talking Justin Bieber Jokes


    Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
    A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

    Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
    A: They both want to be real boys.

    Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
    A: A Snickers bar has nuts!

    Q: What does Justin Biebers ass hole and his mouth have in common?
    A: They both produce the same stuff!

    Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
    A: He will slap you with his purse

    Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
    A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post

    Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
    A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

    Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
    A: They both want to be real boys.

    Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
    A: A Snickers bar has nuts!

    Q: What does Justin Biebers ass hole and his mouth have in common?
    A: They both produce the same stuff!

    Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
    A: He will slap you with his purse

    Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
    A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
    Do people still tease Bieber?
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    Pretty funny how people hate on a kid who is just accepting the opportunities thrown at him.


    Would you really give a fuck if you were dragged into the music industry, and gain millions, even though you can't sing?
    Exactly, you wouldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frost View Post
    Pretty funny how people hate on a kid who is just accepting the opportunities thrown at him.


    Would you really give a fuck if you were dragged into the music industry, and gain millions, even though you can't sing?
    Exactly, you wouldn't.
    Agreed, it's kinda awful how people do that shit.
    But he is a dick for speeding and taking drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iSmexy View Post

    Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
    A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

    Q: What does Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
    A: They both want to be real boys.

    Q: Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar?
    A: A Snickers bar has nuts!

    Q: What does Justin Biebers ass hole and his mouth have in common?
    A: They both produce the same stuff!

    Q: What will happen if you call Justin Bieber gay?
    A: He will slap you with his purse

    Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
    A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
    imma start to like u
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorelei` View Post


    imma start to like u
    I don't think he cares.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    I don't think he cares.
    I dont care
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    Didn't laugh at all.
    Just let the ****** die, the more you speak of him - the more he'll go on doing stuff.
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    They were alright.
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    "Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
    A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!"
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    ahhahah thats nice
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    I loled .
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    pretty funny actually
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    Quote Originally Posted by .Razer View Post
    "Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
    A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!"
    That one actually made me
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